IDIOT, n.

A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.

The sea of idiots is vast indeed.

by Ambrose Bierce April 9, 2004

band of idiots

A group of people trying to work together as a team but failing miserably because they are each so obsessed with their own goals that their failure is worse than if they were alone. Like an orchestra of people with no conductor, no sheet music and none of them know how to play their instruments but they are intent on playing as hard as they can. Opposite of synergy. The sum of the parts is less than one of the parts.

I had no idea just how obsessed they were and the extreme obsession with what they were trying to do but how badly they failed. It was a band of idiots.

by cryog September 11, 2016

fog idiot

A fog idiot is someone that's such a friggin' idiot, they can't pick up on the simplest of concepts. Almost like everything they do is slowed down and painful, similar to driving in fog. You can't see shit, can't drive anywhere fast and its annoying to deal with. Friends don't let friends be fog idiots.

Bro, you're such a fog idiot! I don't even know why I bother trying to explain anything to you.

by I'mrickjames January 16, 2018

relative idiot

A person who has different knowledge compared to a reference person.

I feel like an relative idiot when I speak with my sister.

by A relative idiot May 20, 2021

american idiot

Republican party of the government

an american idiot is a republican party supporter

by Jedi Master May 13, 2005

idiot

An acronym for "It Deserves It's Own Thread"
When you post a thread on a forum which had a similar topic already posted.. but you just know that THIS one should be posted separately for the whole forum to see...
you just use this acronym "Idiot" instead of typing a long sentence.
For extra LoLs you can start a thread about a stupid thing
which will resemble with the true defenition of idiot.

I EM 13370rH4X: *posts a thread with a pic of a kid licking an electric socket outlet while there was already a posted thread about "Stupid Kids doing stupid stuff"* and says "IDIOT!"

The rest of the Forum: "LAWL DAT SI GUD!"

by InSaNe-O_o December 26, 2008

Idiot

Someone who is ignorant. Doesn't know what is right in front of them.

That guy who couldn't make up his mind about Lina is an idiot.

Lina is awesome, anyone who thinks otherwise must be an idiot.

by Sgt J October 23, 2014