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idiot math

The calculus that goes on in the mind of an idiot that leads them to make bad decisions.
P1: "Wait, what possible reason could he have had to punch that cop? There's no possible permutation stemming from that that doesn't get him arrested, or possibly worse."
P2: "You're just not doing the idiot math here. Put yourself into the mindset of a 12th century peasant and you'll understand why he made the choice he did."
P1: "I still don't understand."
P2: "If he defeats the cop, then that guy can't tell him what to do anymore. He wins in his own mind, and that's all that's important."
P1: "Oh ok, I think I understand idiot math now."
by Dan00001111 January 9, 2021
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Idiot Wisdom

Advice which sounds wise on the surface but loses all credibility upon further examination (usually from a lack of real-world applications). It's when idiots try to give advice which sounds wise.
"Don't give up. Anything is possible."
"That's idiot wisdom; if anything were possible, it'd be possible for something to be impossible."
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"Get rid of all the negative people in your life to be successful."
"That's more idiot wisdom. Doing that creates an echo chamber around you with no knowledge of the rest of the suffering world around you."
by JMC43 December 4, 2017
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idiot moron

a person that is quite stupid in a very gay way
Hey Mikey, you’re being an idiot moron today
by Lmaobixch October 19, 2019
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band of idiots

A group of people trying to work together as a team but failing miserably because they are each so obsessed with their own goals that their failure is worse than if they were alone. Like an orchestra of people with no conductor, no sheet music and none of them know how to play their instruments but they are intent on playing as hard as they can. Opposite of synergy. The sum of the parts is less than one of the parts.
I had no idea just how obsessed they were and the extreme obsession with what they were trying to do but how badly they failed. It was a band of idiots.
by cryog September 11, 2016
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american idiot

by Jedi Master May 13, 2005
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Idiot

when a person could buy a volvo but instead buys a rover. they are then known as an idiot.
"I had to call the AA out again yesterday. my rover is broken, i should have bought that Volvo. i am such an IDIOT"
by mattyhasarover May 3, 2009
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idiot

An acronym for "It Deserves It's Own Thread"
When you post a thread on a forum which had a similar topic already posted.. but you just know that THIS one should be posted separately for the whole forum to see...
you just use this acronym "Idiot" instead of typing a long sentence.
For extra LoLs you can start a thread about a stupid thing
which will resemble with the true defenition of idiot.
I EM 13370rH4X: *posts a thread with a pic of a kid licking an electric socket outlet while there was already a posted thread about "Stupid Kids doing stupid stuff"* and says "IDIOT!"

The rest of the Forum: "LAWL DAT SI GUD!"
by InSaNe-O_o December 26, 2008
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