P1: "Wait, what possible reason could he have had to punch that cop? There's no possible permutation stemming from that that doesn't get him arrested, or possibly worse."
P2: "You're just not doing the idiot math here. Put yourself into the mindset of a 12th century peasant and you'll understand why he made the choice he did."
P1: "I still don't understand."
P2: "If he defeats the cop, then that guy can't tell him what to do anymore. He wins in his own mind, and that's all that's important."
P1: "Oh ok, I think I understand idiot math now."
P2: "You're just not doing the idiot math here. Put yourself into the mindset of a 12th century peasant and you'll understand why he made the choice he did."
P1: "I still don't understand."
P2: "If he defeats the cop, then that guy can't tell him what to do anymore. He wins in his own mind, and that's all that's important."
P1: "Oh ok, I think I understand idiot math now."
by Dan00001111 January 9, 2021
Get the idiot mathmug. Advice which sounds wise on the surface but loses all credibility upon further examination (usually from a lack of real-world applications). It's when idiots try to give advice which sounds wise.
"Don't give up. Anything is possible."
"That's idiot wisdom; if anything were possible, it'd be possible for something to be impossible."
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"Get rid of all the negative people in your life to be successful."
"That's more idiot wisdom. Doing that creates an echo chamber around you with no knowledge of the rest of the suffering world around you."
"That's idiot wisdom; if anything were possible, it'd be possible for something to be impossible."
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"Get rid of all the negative people in your life to be successful."
"That's more idiot wisdom. Doing that creates an echo chamber around you with no knowledge of the rest of the suffering world around you."
by JMC43 December 4, 2017
Get the Idiot Wisdommug. by Lmaobixch October 19, 2019
Get the idiot moronmug. A group of people trying to work together as a team but failing miserably because they are each so obsessed with their own goals that their failure is worse than if they were alone. Like an orchestra of people with no conductor, no sheet music and none of them know how to play their instruments but they are intent on playing as hard as they can. Opposite of synergy. The sum of the parts is less than one of the parts.
I had no idea just how obsessed they were and the extreme obsession with what they were trying to do but how badly they failed. It was a band of idiots.
by cryog September 11, 2016
Get the band of idiotsmug. Republican party of the government
by Jedi Master May 13, 2005
Get the american idiotmug. "I had to call the AA out again yesterday. my rover is broken, i should have bought that Volvo. i am such an IDIOT"
by mattyhasarover May 3, 2009
Get the Idiotmug. An acronym for "It Deserves It's Own Thread"
When you post a thread on a forum which had a similar topic already posted.. but you just know that THIS one should be posted separately for the whole forum to see...
you just use this acronym "Idiot" instead of typing a long sentence.
For extra LoLs you can start a thread about a stupid thing
which will resemble with the true defenition of idiot.
When you post a thread on a forum which had a similar topic already posted.. but you just know that THIS one should be posted separately for the whole forum to see...
you just use this acronym "Idiot" instead of typing a long sentence.
For extra LoLs you can start a thread about a stupid thing
which will resemble with the true defenition of idiot.
I EM 13370rH4X: *posts a thread with a pic of a kid licking an electric socket outlet while there was already a posted thread about "Stupid Kids doing stupid stuff"* and says "IDIOT!"
The rest of the Forum: "LAWL DAT SI GUD!"
The rest of the Forum: "LAWL DAT SI GUD!"
by InSaNe-O_o December 26, 2008
Get the idiotmug.