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Scionfin Tuesday Christmas

Scionfin Tuesday Christmas is a National Holiday celebrating Scionfin Tuesday Christmas. It is celebrated every last Tuesday of February because it is ScionFin Tuesday Christmas.
John: Hello it is ScionFin Tuesday Christmas.
Wilburt: Oh wow thank you Johnathan Scower, it is indeed Scionfin Tuesday Christmas.
John: A wonderful day.
by Kwendolyn Girth February 27, 2024
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C U Next Tuesday

a polite way of saying cunt
by totally_rad January 15, 2016
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Schlaggy tuesday

(Noun): The act of getting schlagered on a tuesday. Every tuesday, falling face first hands second and completely getting schlaged out of this world. A very fucked up tuesday.
Person one: "what you doing tuesday"
Person two: "Not sure, i think im gonna go for a schlaggy tuesday"

"I never want schlaggy tuesday to happen to me"

"I cant believe i just had a schlaggy tuesday"
by Djtsizzle867 November 22, 2017
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Tuesday

By FAR the most irrelevant day of the week. Everyone always overlooks Tuesday and says Monday is the worst, but at least on Monday it isn’t immediate max effort and work like on Tuesdays. At least on Mondays you are usually at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend, unlike Tuesdays, where you get the devastating realization that the weekend is still so far away, unlike how you can at least still be able to ease into the week like on Mondays.

Purpose of each day of the week:

Monday: The start of the working week.
Wednesday: The halfway point.
Thursday: Friday Eve.
Friday: The end of the working week.
Saturday: The main day off.
Sunday: Monday Eve.
Tuesday: Serves literally zero purpose.
Amigo 1: Hey man, why are you pissed?
Amigo 2: It’s Tuesday. Therefore, we’re back to back to really working, unlike Monday where we were at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend.
Amigo 1: That’s understandable, Tuesdays suck.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain October 23, 2024
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Alcohol Tuesday

A reason to drink on a Tuesday so your not an alcoholic.
Friend A: “Why are you drinking on a Tuesday, I’m concerned you’re an alcoholic?”
Friend B: “Nah bro it’s alcohol Tuesday, and tomorrow is alcohol Wednesday.
by Italian Anakin Skywalker June 15, 2024
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Dildo Disasster Tuesday

When you are having the average ol' day, and then the dildos strike in several questionable areas. Is known to trigger PTSD for the few who have experienced it. It is no joking matter.
Grandson: Hey pops, I hope you get better soon, after that incident you haven't been the same... Hey, can ya tell me about Dildo Disaster Tuesday? You mentioned it at some point and never told me anything about it.

Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.

Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!
by ThatDudeTwentyTwo October 12, 2021
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Tuesday

Tuesdays are creative, resilient, extremely social and loyal. They are named after a day of the week that provides relief and optimistic opportunities to do as one pleases. Tuesday is not taken seriously by those with shallow intellect. Tuesday is beloved by those who bare witness to the caring, funny and beautiful qualities she possesses. Always adorable and often fierce. Never underestimate or double cross a Tuesday. They are amazing allies but also naturally talented foes.
I miss Tuesday.
Tuesday brings the fun.
by Lovejones8739 November 24, 2021
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