(n.) A steady diet of cum, (possibly piss), liquor, and aphrodisiacs. Also referred to as a “whore diet” or a “pornstar diet”.
“I really need to get skinnier… I’m going on a hooker diet.”
“My friends think I’m a cumslut, but I like to think of myself as a nice person on a hooker diet.”
“My friends think I’m a cumslut, but I like to think of myself as a nice person on a hooker diet.”
by _PH03N1X_GR1FF1NS_ December 04, 2023
by Fleeble_ June 17, 2024
Sticking your finger in your ass, scooping out some feces and hooking your significant other in the mouth like a fish.
by chadd33 January 22, 2022
A fancier term for “bullshit”. Most often used when given a very shitty set of Mayhem 3 modifiers in Borderlands 3 or being fucked out of a sesh by your parents.
V: “My parents said I can’t leave the house cause they caught me having fun for once in my life.”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”
by StewartCopelandFucks April 19, 2020
Hooker champagne is a drink from the lovely state of Massachusetts. In which a hooker drinks strawberry soda. Or raspberry ginger ale.
Stop and shop has hooker champagne for 2 for five dollars!
by mmcclluurree.jj December 05, 2013
That Hooker Furniture store is really high end. They have lots of bedroom options. And cater to a variety of tastes.
by Olive989 March 26, 2023
A hooker hotel is a term coined by ladypseudonym, describing a low-budget roadside hotel, that is typically shitty and has no rules/class, or a last resort.
by 68kill April 22, 2020