A dried-helmet is when you have a wet dream or ejaculate, then semen dries in or over the urethra causing you to spray or miss direct a stream of piss.
I went to take a piss this morning but I had a dried-helmet, I had to clean that shit up before my girlfriend sat in it. Again
by Chase Lewis white January 26, 2014
by unterwegs February 20, 2024
Adam ‘That girl over there, keeps trying to touch the inside of my leg’.
Jim ‘Yeah, she done that to me, too. I think she’s trying to touch my chode’.
Finn ‘she asked if she could gobble my pecker’.
Alfie ‘that girl is a full on helmet junkie. Look at the state of her knees, she looks like she’s been kneeling by the bins all night’
Jim ‘Yeah, she done that to me, too. I think she’s trying to touch my chode’.
Finn ‘she asked if she could gobble my pecker’.
Alfie ‘that girl is a full on helmet junkie. Look at the state of her knees, she looks like she’s been kneeling by the bins all night’
by MagicWanger June 09, 2021
by Craig King August 21, 2022
"Bicycle Helmet Generation", a term crowned by American Standup Comedian Bill Burr used to describe Generation Z (Zoomers). The term comes from the need to overcompensate for safety, and thus sacrifice the fun that the activity originally had. Which is something that most people in Generation Z had to grow up with, usually enforced by their parents. This obsession with over-the-top safety is a key characteristic of what defines the generation that's well known for being too sheltered. This is characterized by Byclicle helmets in which most children are forced to wear for "their own good". This being a key sample where excessive safety measures have taken the place of fun, in what should have been a free and spontaneous activity. This is also characterized by overprotectiveness, and a parent/guardians' general fear to give their child the slightest bit of autonomy.
Why were what should have been the fun physical activities of my childhood so boring and vapid?
I guess that's because I grew up in the Bicycle Helmet Generation
I guess that's because I grew up in the Bicycle Helmet Generation
by Oddballer November 12, 2020
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