Hane

A disease you can get when you are a Canadian Muslim.

You have the Hane Disease.

by L2ICEBLOCK October 5, 2006

hansel

also known as to "handle"(hansel)

Can you hansel it?

by Hansizzle May 5, 2009

Hansel and Gretel

A self-care tactic used when getting involved with someone who has a lot of issues: you leave a prominent trail of breadcrumbs as you go in so that you can make a clean retreat later when you're really lost in the woods.

On the second date she told me I was "like her mother but not as strict", so I immediately started Hansel and Greteling; it saved me a lot of pain later.

by JoeNash June 26, 2016

squirrel-handed

Someone who compulsively scales trees when surprised.


Some people are about to be run over, Frankie has about 5 seconds

Some people wear glasses, Beth looks
like a dude

Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives, Albert has

Some people are being fangouriously devoured by a gelatinous monster, Hillary's legs are being digested

Ahhhh! I am surprised, I had better scale a tree.

by Big Mac January 20, 2005

getting their asses handed to them

When a non-descript group of two or more individuals are riddled with machine gun bullets.

The imitators/impersonators are getting their asses handed to them by Gs.

by sux0r May 11, 2006

Haneous

The politically correct term for a large horse suffering profuse mental retardation. Generally associated with testicular elephantitus of the worst degree. Common symptoms may include large gaps between the teeth and overwhelming rolls of fat.

Black Beauty was a bit haneous if you ask me

by TheeGrinch November 24, 2011

squirrel handed

to put your hand on a womans pussy
its what happens a when a date goes really well

friend: how was your date last night
you: i got squirrel handed

by gimme lovin September 20, 2003