Holy Canoli

A common exclamation used as a substitute for Holy Shit to describe an exiting, ridiculous or unbelievable event. It's a very popular amongst those who avoid cursing. It's similar to other curse word substitutes like Holy Cow or Holy Schnikes .
Holy Canoli did you see that one-handed touchdown catch to win the game?
by Professor Dino February 27, 2018
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Holy trinity

Ethan, Grayson Dolan and Emma chamberlain, their the holy trinity, so basically the sister squad is canceled because of the James Charles incident, but don’t worry the holy trinity isn’t over yet! The holy trinity is Ethan, Grayson and Emma
Person 1: omg did the Dolan twins and Emma chamberlain stop being friends with James?!
Person 2: we don’t know yet but the holy trinity is still rocking it!
by Ashanty Najera July 24, 2019
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Holy trinity

The three hottest men to ever walk this planet and if you ever disrespect darling you will dies
by Kkaakkaakk225 May 30, 2021
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holy dingles

Holy dingles Is used to describe when you are extremely happy about your dingleberrys falling off
Just took a nice one holy dingles
by Jaitheasianspy March 23, 2017
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Holy Joint

1. When you lace a joint with frankincense resin, which is burned at church ceremonies, looks like crack and gets you super high.
2. When you use religion as an excuse for having a pound of weed in your car.
1. I just smoked a Holy Joint and I'm so baked I can't even see straight.
2. Cop: Are you carrying any illegal substances?
Stoner: You wanna fucking arrest me, You'll go to hell. I have the right to smoke a Holy Joint becuase god told me to. Hey! I'm smoking for religious reasons!
Cop: Well, If you just said no I wouldn't try to get a warrent. I won't aresst you if you give me half...
by Millz G April 04, 2016
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The Holy McDonald

When you believe that fingering is the only method of sexual activity, you also finger bash a girl with a Condom on.
DoggyBalls: Bro! I saw you with that chick last night, a bit of black magic never hurt nobody! Did you smash?
MC WOG: Nah bro. I only believe in The Holy Mcdonald.
by Whoneedsajobba5 October 13, 2022
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The Holy Knight

Probably the most right of knights. Morally complete in nearly every category. Sworn on dissipating every root, branch and tree of heresy. The Holy Knight is a rank given only to the best hearted of people. People who are truly right for the most part.

To even think to go against one of these beings is heresy of the highest order. Which will almost always be a penalty of death from execution. As well as being highly morally righteous they also make excellent friends. As loyal as a dog while willing to fight with you until the end of their line. This holiness is not related to Christianity and is disrespectful to confuse.

Do note they also make the best hot wings, chicken tenders and other assortments of meat. Do not even question it.
A: Jesus christ, look! its the holy knights.

B: I'd steer clear for now. Don't want to get on its bad side.
by TheHighestCourt June 07, 2021
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