gooch five

the act of swinging one's testicles back in forth causing them the make a slapping noise upon contact with the gooch.

Man I'm gonna nailed her so hard i gooch five myself all night.

by RedAtomsk August 20, 2011

Gooch

The perineum, usually in people with penises.

I had to have electrolysis all over my gooch before GRS.

by Took the red pill (Premarin) March 8, 2023

Gooch Hudson

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Man 1: "Hey man, how are you doing right now? I haven't been able to reach you lately"
Man 2: "Gooch Hudson"
Man 1: "What?"

by truefeman March 20, 2023

Fruit gooch

Tis the part of the fruit that rests against the ground while the fruit is growing. Also referred to as the fruit butt

Mike rolled the watermelon to inspect the fruit gooch. He then smelled the fruit Gooch and he found that it was fine.

by Madam Battle January 28, 2023

Gooch Smooch

A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.

A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.

Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!

by Tally P January 31, 2023

gooch

the area between the nut sack and the anal cavity

Brad: She was into some kinky stuff.
Chad: Like what?
Brad: She violently dominated my Gooch hairs until I was bleeding and screaming in pain.

by GoochEnjoyer October 7, 2023

Swamp gooch

A very thick layer of dust that builds up on your CPU or GPU’s heatsink as a result of neglecting to clean the inside of a computer and also requires a brush to clean off.

Apparently this computer had a bit of swamp gooch because the dust is so thicc that the heat sink looks like it has mange.

by tigs1112 October 10, 2023