Cute Little Blonde Girl Syndrome

An unhealthy obsession with cute little blonde girls, and the desire to eat their hair.

He was going to come out with us, but his Cute Little Blonde Girl syndrome flaired up so he went to the freshman dorms and pretended his car broke down. For 6 consecutive hours.

by JoshHammerCraft April 22, 2011

Girl Scout Squirt

chick squating to pee outdoors where there are no restrooms/toilet paper available.

I had to do the girl scout squirt.

by t-n-a November 10, 2008

White girl syndrome

Living the most privileged sheltered life but acting like a complete retard and complaining about shit that everyone else has to deal with thinking it makes you unique.

Carmen has white girl syndrome don’t ever invite her.

by Wl2ＲＥＤ April 2, 2020

donkey girl scout mess

A problem of one's own making which is of truely epic proportions.

When Julie and Sarah decided to lie to their folks so they could go to the concert neither was allowed to attend, they created a donkey girl scout mess for themselves.

by Pinkie_Flamingo November 6, 2010

teenage girl syndrome

n.
The made-up medical term to describe the way a teenage girl always complains about being fat or ugly. Also used as the acronym TGS. Tell a girl it's a medical condition and it's all over with. Trust me

Girl: I'm so fat and ugly. No wonder boys don't like me!
Boy: Well, for one, you're not fat. But you do have chronic and severe TGS.
Girl: TGS?
Boy: Teenage Girl Syndrome.

by Church Of Kaleb July 31, 2005

girl scout cookies

A cleverly disguised, deadly, yet irresistible trap designed to slowly kill us all with morbid obesity resulting in cardiac arrest, diabetes, ect.

Why do those little girls make their delicious girl scout cookies so damn tiny and pack 25% of your daily fat into just two of them?

The only possible answer: they are evil.

by Steve Martin 1202 March 3, 2008

BGSD ( Black Girl Stare Down)

When your a black women in public and you see another black women and you try to smile and be nice. But all they do is give you an evil rude stare or they will look you up and down and then just stare at you.

I was in the grocery store today and i saw another black women there. When i tried to be nice and smile all she did was look me up and down and stare. What a case of
BGSD ( Black Girl Stare Down) .

by Presidential Jay st@r2 June 10, 2010