German Log Ride

The German Log Ride is a sexual act envolving a group of three. Person #1 lays down on the floor face up. Person #2 sits like a dog on top of person #1s forehead. Person #3 then deficates on person #2s back, then urinates on the turd sending it flowing down person #2s back and into person #1s mouth.

The film was going well until Stacey found herself on the end og a German Log Ride.

by Evil swiss Cheese March 22, 2009

German calzone

The Use of a Car Jack to Enlarge a Person's butthole symalteanously equipping car jacks to the victims nipples, meanwhile applying poop to ones enlarged butthole.

Hey tyrone can jimmy give you a germy stanky (german calzone)?

by dildo ronny fagginz March 5, 2009

German Toast

(noun)
1. The result of two men trying to find who's penis can last longer in a toaster.

(noun)
2. French Toast gone horribly wrong.

"Is that pork I smell?" "Nah it's Jon and Dave making some German Toast."

by Something close to God September 22, 2008

do you speak german?

to ask a prostitute if she will have anal sex with you.

do you speak german?

by hoioindweMSA January 29, 2007

Dirty German

a gay engineering teacher who molests little children and wears spedos to the beach

Watch your children around that dirty german

by Alex Powers May 23, 2003

germ stick

A penis infested with one or more of the various sexually transmitted diseases/infections.

I heard Jim straight fucked your mom with his germ stick, and now that bitch's pussy be makin more cheese than the state of Wisconsin!

by Jim Haze July 30, 2008

German Snack Pack

a guy cums in a girls mouth till it's full like a snack pack and then when she trys to talk she sounds like a German

She just had a German Snack Pack

by S. Green December 9, 2007