gen alpha

not in a good state, mostly obsessed with skibidi toilet ohio or fanum tax

ohio sigma fanum tax-

AN EXAMPLE OF gen alpha NOT IN A GOOD STATE RIGHT NOW

by randomdictionaire January 3, 2024

gen alpha

gen alpha (noun)

Digitally native: They’re growing up with AI, virtual assistants, and immersive media as normal parts of life.

Education-first tech: Many use learning apps and digital classrooms from a very young age — especially post-2020.

Visually literate: Raised on short-form video, emojis, and touchscreen interfaces, they process information differently than previous generations.

Health-aware: Their childhood is shaped by global events like the COVID-19 pandemic, and many have an early understanding of mental health, wellness, and climate change.

Family-focused: With Millennial parents tending toward conscious, involved parenting styles, Gen Alpha often grows up with more emotional awareness and structure.

Start Year: 2015
End Year: Estimated around 2024
Named by: Australian social researcher Mark McCrindle
Parents: Primarily Millennials or gen x

bob: "is that your little brother? what's his generation"

Garry: "his generation is gen alpha! he was born in 2015!"

by tobirobi May 4, 2025

gen

loves milfs

"i'm a gen"

by jenos number one fan July 29, 2021

Gen Zalpha

Someone who is considered gen z and gen alpha at the same time (born 2010-12).

My brother Grayson is a Gen Zalpha, he was born in 2011.

by FemboyMiku2009 December 30, 2023

4th gen's best performer

Park Seonghwa from Ateez is 4th gen's best performer. He eats up all your faves with ease!

"Did you hear about Park Seonghwa?"

"Yeah! He's 4th gen's best performer!"

by parkseonghwaoutdidyourfaves August 29, 2023

Gen Alpha

the generation of YouTube shorts kids, who watch things like skibidi toilet and say "GYAT" 24/7

mostly consists of 8 year olds who have the attention span of a dog / 4 - also known as an "ipad kid"

common personality traits include:
annoying as fuck
very slappable face
sing "Sticking Out Your Gyat For The Rizzler" way too much
laugh at literally anything
less than 4.5 feet tall

Gen Alpha kid: STICKING OUT YOUR GYAT FOR THE RIZZLER
Person above the age of 12: shut the fuck up
Gen Alpha kid: YOUR SO SKIBIDI

by hearttcringe November 16, 2023

Gen Z stare

A label given by Millennials and older generations to the incredulous look that Gen Z people give them when they are asked a question that is so ridiculous that they don’t know how to reply. They go into a state of disbelief, a look that says “are you serious?” Before they either reply with the answer they assumed obvious or just simply shoo the person away if there’s nothing they can do.

Older people call this rude or stupid behavior, but honestly. It’s usually warrented

Millennial or older person: can I have the strawberry banana milkshake?
Gen z: sure
M: I’m allergic to bananas, by the way
Z: so… would you rather have a strawberry milkshake? Since you’re allergic
M:no, I want a strawberry banana milkshake!
Z: *Gen Z stare*

by The-g-wo-man July 14, 2025