Gateway Application

Also known as a gateway app.

A seemingly innocuous application that serves as the springboard to other, more addictive and time-consuming applications.

Bejeweled Blitz was the gateway application to my mom's Farmville addiction.

by bobo76 March 22, 2010

Gate Chameleon

Also referred to as gate lizards. Persons (usually young, attractive women down on their luck) who wait outside the gates of a military installation in search of naive, young service members (known as boots) in order to acquire goods and services offered on base and spend the boots money on themselves. They blend into the environment and are often seen on the weekends trying to land their prey. Their ultimate goal: marry a boot in order to receive full military benefits i.e. medical, dental, full use of the commissary, exchange, & acquire base housing. Some boots use these gate chameleons as a means to move out of barracks in hopes of gaining independence and receive extra money for acquiring a dependent. Unfortunately, the plan backfires for they're usually assigned a house on base and go broke supporting the chameleon's family (who moves into the home after the honeymoon, if there is one).

"Men, the weekend is here. Beware of those gate chameleons! They know today is payday and they are ready to spend your money."

"Dude, I'm gonna marry a gate chameleon. I can't stand living in the barracks anymore plus I'll make some extra cash because I'm married. Yeah!!!"

by LK_DA April 17, 2014

Gateway Penetration

The finger that leads to the penis, that is to say, fingering.

"Hey are you still a virgin?"
"Yeah, but gateway penetration happened"

by Kreacher of the night December 3, 2014

gatteries

Ammunition; aka gat batteries
A fusion of the word gat, which is slang for a firearm, and batteries, which store energy in the form of electrons

"Man, I gotta get some fresh gatteries for this heat"

by SuperSpick September 28, 2015

Gatsenom

A non-vulgar, more proper term for a lowlife; someone who is completely unaware of how ridiculous they are. Also a synonym of "imbecile".

"That protester is such a gatsenom; can't he see that breaking a window does nothing to justify his cause?"

"Don't bother arguing with them, they're just gatsenoms.

by ProperSlang2017 January 22, 2017

gatling hawk

A gatling hawk is a retarded pigeon that thinks it's a hawk wielding a gatling gun. Gatling hawks are commonly found in Idaho, working at McDonald's and living with their ex girlfriend's parents. During a Gatling hawk's spare time, a Gatling hawk can be found making shitty YouTube videos with his intellectually superior friends.

I was having a good time watching YouTube, and then I encountered a Gatling hawk.

by CommieSmasher October 11, 2017

Gateway Clit

A Gateway Clit is a clit that’s so huge it’s like you’re sucking on a small penis. Eventually you move on to bigger and bigger clits which turns into blowing guys. It’s basic science.

Have you heard about Tommy? He was with Amy who has a Gateway Clit and now he’s gay.

by billiam10000 October 15, 2018