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Hog-Frogging

When blessing your poor worthless ass with oral sex, your lady-friend stops mid slurp, smears almond butter on your helmet, sticks 6 raisins to the tip, and proceeds to remove them by flicking her tongue out at the raisins while muttering "Ribit! Ribit!" in her best Kermit the Frog voice.
Teresa and Janet went Hog-Frogging last night after their weekly trip to the Hooters all you can drink wing buffet; by the end of the night they had consumed 14 boxes of raisins.
by DisembodiedFloatingHead March 4, 2019
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frogs on a log

When a man having anal sex pulls his penis out of the anal cavity with spots of poop on his shaft.
He was having sex with her and came out with frogs on a log.
by JaDzy2012 December 11, 2017
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Hairy frog

Hairy frog ... The act of placing saran wrap over a butthole and sucking in.
Damn I wonder if she will hairy frog me later..
by LaLa42o May 15, 2021
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Bull frogging

The term used for when someone uses, specifically a bullfrog for the purpose of sexual stimulation, sex play, and other sexual uses…
Using a bullfrog as an alternative to a fleshlight.
Using a bullfrog to stimulate your partner’s genitals/genitalia.
Using a bullfrog to stimulate your own genitals/genitalia.
Clifford and I was bull frogging last night , until his wife showed up.
I used to use a fleshlight all the time until I tried bull frogging. There’s nothing better than the smooth, warty, porous skin of the bullfrog.
I got warts on my penis from bull frogging too much.
by TanTanthepoet August 28, 2021
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Poop frog

Hey Poop frog you’re gay

NO I HATE GAY PEOPLE
by Saggy sage May 6, 2021
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the frog god

the frog god loves holding frogs he kisses them.
random frog: hey frog god how you doing
the frog god: im doing good just kissing some frogs.
by miimaker2 October 19, 2020
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Spanish Frog

Spanish frog the guy in you class who is a complete retard and has little to no mates and watches granny porn the fucking weirdo
Holy shit the Spanish frog is such a fucking retard
by BIG SUE FROM DOWN THE ROAD November 19, 2018
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