a lifeless sack of shit that thinks they are powerful because they can skip ship encounter and they are owed something. They are actually in desperate need of a loving touch
by thefin04 September 21, 2022
Get the kings fall farmer mug.Can be spelled with or without a space. Literally, a farmer of clitoris. The term is used as an insult to essentially call someone a whore, but attempting to confuse them at the same time.
Alvaro: Dude, I totally had sex with, like, nine girls this weekend.
Gaylord: Hell yeah bro!
Airyelle (walks by and overhears): You guys are just clit farmers.
Gaylord: Hell yeah bro!
Airyelle (walks by and overhears): You guys are just clit farmers.
by Salty Sausage November 17, 2011
Get the clit farmer mug.A person (often a rich YouTuber or media influencer) who posts low-quality and "cringe" content at a fast pace to gain fame, recognition, or wealth. Their main audience are children of smaller ages or teens. These people often copy and re-distrubute works of other people and take credit for it.
I didn't know my favorite youtuber was a Content Farmer until he started copying another youtuber's thumbnails and used his content as him own.
by Microsoftupdate2636 January 18, 2024
Get the Content Farmer mug.In the US a farmer is generally a white person who tills the land that was stolen from indigenous people at gun point and through various coercive treaties which were never honored by the US Government. Farmers claim to not be racist but will embarrass themselves whenever asked why all local farmers are white.
Farmer “I love this land. My family has farmed here for generations!”
Non-farmer “Bro, you’re farming on Native land.”
Non-farmer “Bro, you’re farming on Native land.”
by Izumrud September 17, 2021
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To blow your nose, one nostril at a time, without benefit of a handkerchief or tissue.
To blow your nose, one nostril at a time, without benefit of a handkerchief or tissue.
The homeless man placed his index finger against his nose and did a bum blow onto my widshield after I refused to make a donation.
by Marty Keane May 15, 2005
Get the farmer snort mug.Stinky, council house bender who won’t leave a group chat coz it’s the most amount of friends he’ll ever havd
Farmer has 0 friends
by Smithy1208 November 24, 2017
Get the Farmer mug.A tongue-in-cheek label for those who tirelessly sow the seeds of instant gratification, tending to their addictive crops like a modern-day farmer. These individuals harvest dopamine highs through activities like endless scrolling, binge-watching, or jackpot-chasing, all while neglecting the long-term fields of genuine fulfillment.
Chris: So, did you hear about Jessica's latest obsession with social media?
Sarah: Oh, don't even get me started. She's turned into a full-blown dopamine farmer.
Chris: Tell me about it! It's like she's more interested in harvesting likes than getting any actual work done.
Sarah: Seriously, it's like she's got one hand on her phone and the other on the dopamine faucet, just cranking it up all day long.
Chris: And let's not even mention her productivity levels. It's like watching a wilted plant trying to grow in a desert.
Sarah: I know, right? I swear, if she spent half as much time on her assignments as she does on Instagram, she'd be employee of the month by now.
Sarah: Oh, don't even get me started. She's turned into a full-blown dopamine farmer.
Chris: Tell me about it! It's like she's more interested in harvesting likes than getting any actual work done.
Sarah: Seriously, it's like she's got one hand on her phone and the other on the dopamine faucet, just cranking it up all day long.
Chris: And let's not even mention her productivity levels. It's like watching a wilted plant trying to grow in a desert.
Sarah: I know, right? I swear, if she spent half as much time on her assignments as she does on Instagram, she'd be employee of the month by now.
by Blubba McFarlane April 9, 2024
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