fuck me gently with a chainsaw

this phrase is used by heather chandler from heathers. its basically when you cant find a word strong enough to describe a situation and fuck doesnt work

person a: dude have you seen timmy? i lost him at the park a few days ago and his parents are coming back tomorrow. hes the kid im babysitting
person b: no i havent seen him
person a: fuck me gently with a chainsaw

by bastard orphan son of a whore September 07, 2023

got me fucked up in this hoe

When a mf buzzin, saying the most questionable shit that makes you think: "Do I kick it with this nigga on the daily or is he a crackhead, but fuck he right fr."

Person 1: Yo nigga I asked a bitch if it was pink and she said fuck you nigga!
Person 2: Gang you got me fucked up in this hoe, the fuck you doing asking a bitch that?

by Nigga55533 April 17, 2024

Fuck me running

Fuck me running...

Fuck me running in the ass ... I can't believe this is happening to me Again.

by The#1 golden queen April 15, 2023

Fuck me gran gran

The act of having sex with a 65 + year old.

"Lets go grandma. Time for me to fuck me gran gran"

by Ploptwat May 04, 2022

are you fuckity fucking fucks kidding me

are you really fuckity fucking fucks shitting me bitch shitty motherfucking mf?

i i it think amaore satwears woarsds in my secntence makes it mozre MAUTRE AND VERTY ADUTSUIHSODIFHUIHIU

Person 1: Are you fuckity fucking fucks kidding me you motherfucking shitty mf?

Person 2: ok 5 y/o

by whydoihavetodothisalloveragain February 17, 2022

don't you fucking hoover me

don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.

Phoro:*hoover noises*
Astrid:'Don't You Fucking Hoover Me, Pho!'

by Phoro June 12, 2022

are you fist fucking me clark?

Expressing disbelief.

Are you fist fucking me clark?

by Herpagonasyphilaid November 10, 2020