A recently discovered type of abdominal cancer that by stage 2 hijacks the nervous system by attaching itself to the spine and releasing specific euphoric chemicals produced by cell degeneration. it's usually caused by prolonged exposure to what's called "digital aids" which describes stuff like tiktok, vine compilations, and a plethora of different "influencers". some symptoms of this type of cancer include:
stage 1) addiction, and pain to the stomach region
stage 2) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured tissue surrounding the tumor, and mild seizures
stage 3) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, gender dysphoria, and seizures
stage 4) heavy addiction, immense pain, migraines, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, leaking of stomach acid, gender dysphoria, heavy seizures, and eventual organ failure.
the seizures caused by this disease can often be mistaken for obnoxious dancing.
this disease is spreading fast, and is quickly becoming an epidemic. spread the word, donate to the research into it. if we keep fighting, may be victorious.
stage 1) addiction, and pain to the stomach region
stage 2) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured tissue surrounding the tumor, and mild seizures
stage 3) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, gender dysphoria, and seizures
stage 4) heavy addiction, immense pain, migraines, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, leaking of stomach acid, gender dysphoria, heavy seizures, and eventual organ failure.
the seizures caused by this disease can often be mistaken for obnoxious dancing.
this disease is spreading fast, and is quickly becoming an epidemic. spread the word, donate to the research into it. if we keep fighting, may be victorious.
by anonymous November 12, 2019
Get the fortnitemug. by BananaBoi1896 April 25, 2020
Get the Fortnitemug. The video game all 8-year-olds freak out about while dancing with the retarded fortnite dance moves.
Lil Jonny:" DO YOU PLAY FORNITE!?"
Lil Max: "yea, I bet I have more victory royals than you"
Lil Jonny:" YOU LITTLE idiot, add me on fortnite and 1v1 me, I'm better than you noobie!!"
Lil Max: "ok than dumbo"
*kid screams across room*
unknown kid:" I HAVE GALAXY SKIN HAHA LOSERS"
Lil Max and Jonny whisper:" dumbass"
Lil Max: "yea, I bet I have more victory royals than you"
Lil Jonny:" YOU LITTLE idiot, add me on fortnite and 1v1 me, I'm better than you noobie!!"
Lil Max: "ok than dumbo"
*kid screams across room*
unknown kid:" I HAVE GALAXY SKIN HAHA LOSERS"
Lil Max and Jonny whisper:" dumbass"
by IsabellAHHH February 23, 2019
Get the fortnitemug. a game that causes niggas to loose there girls and grabs all of their attention
its also played by ugly ass niggas who have nothing better to do in life
little do they know there girlfriend is on ft with her side while he is playing with his bros.
its also played by ugly ass niggas who have nothing better to do in life
little do they know there girlfriend is on ft with her side while he is playing with his bros.
by bahdbahieee May 24, 2018
Get the fortnitemug. A game where an under age kid's life starts. This game is the main reason why controllers and keyboards break.
Parents completely ignore what the age rating for the game is and the first game to actually give people cancer.
Parents completely ignore what the age rating for the game is and the first game to actually give people cancer.
a regular kid on fortnite - "OMG you bot you suck you didn't revive me omg your such a noob go get cancer you trash kid"
by Thecoolness68 May 25, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. by McBoobs (IHateShitters) August 16, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. 
Get the Fortnitemug.