Earstranaut

Person responsible for launching small items, such as pebbles, off of extremely boingy ears.

One day I want to be an earstranaut so that I can launch things off of peoples ears.

by Gio Lai Moi August 20, 2010

Erasebook

Social media distancing against perpetrators of online offenses such as bullying. Consists of removing all tags, posts, invitations, and group memberships related to identified offenders.

Stops short of defriending or being flynched.

Facebooker1: "Gross, did you see the page Dylan put up on Sharla???"

Facebooker2: "Ya, he frickin' scares me. Think I'll just erasebook him for now."

by Tit4Tat October 14, 2012

earie canal

When you insert your male reproductive organ into ones ear canal. The pleasure is more guided to fit the female individual. can be associated with homosexual couples.

My girl was screaming after I gave her the ol Earie canal

by Flipperz December 10, 2013

earesthetic

Earesthetic is to the ear as aesthetic is to the eye. When you hear a song that's so good, you need a word to describe how much your ears like it. Earesthetic.

Dude, that song really appeals to my earesthetic!

Did you hear that? That's my earesthetic.

by ikieren November 8, 2014

earsmacked

Getting caught with your ear smack up against a hotel or dorm door, listening in on the good times going on inside.

Jimmy's girl Lilly caught him earsmacked up on Janice's door, she in there with her skinny boy getting jazzed.

by Runkster March 29, 2016

earney

A derogatory term used as a greeting

Hey earney

by Bloodybullet May 23, 2016

ears

how you hear

i have ears

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016