ear poggler

Australian for Q-tip or cotton swab on a stick

Can you grab me an ear poggler, I need to clean my ears!

by dj micro January 3, 2018

ear moggles

Ear muffs, keeps your ears warm

These are my ear moggles

by Mrs Millsy July 10, 2019

Ear Virgin

A person who has never listened to ASMR before

I have never listened to ASMR before, so I am an Ear Virgin

by Tok1tozuk4 August 1, 2018

Ear Gunk

It occurs when you refuse to wash and you still have residue from some kind of party within your ear from over a week ago

I was walking to school and my mate turned around and I caught a glimpse of his bad case of ear gunk from a party a week before

by Fredrick Dick April 26, 2017

ear vagina

The holes that millennials put in their ears to expand their ear lobes with ever-larger gauges.

The Sandwich Artist making my sweet onion chicken teriyaki at Subway had ear vaginas large enough to put a cucumber through.

by KillerPurpleFrog99 October 8, 2017

Ear-Chodeing

The act of having a chode, being fucked into your ear.

Did you hear Dan and Jane tried ear-chodeing last night?

by Loren99 July 26, 2019

Beer ears

The condition of writing, recording or playing music whilst having a drink and thinking it sounds amazing. During future sober playbacks said music will sound like it a drunk person was writing, recording or playing it.

We'll have to record this all over again Dave - turns out it only sounded good because of Beer Ears.

by Mark Diomede August 14, 2016