dusty

Another word for "virgin" or someone who has not had sex in a long period of time.

Man I am so old and dusty down there.

by codygizmo April 25, 2016

Dusty

Dusty Bredda - James Dent

Your're A Dusty Bredda

by anonymous February 27, 2021

dusty palm

When you give a hand job to an old guy

I just gave a dusty palm to my dads friends in the garage.

by Paaaaaaaaj December 31, 2017

Dusty rocking chair

The uninvited, mounted sexual activity of a wheelchair bound elderly person in a vegetative state
The dust off the chair can be seen falling to the ground throughout the rocking of the chair

Richard: hey devon, how are you enjoying your dusty rocking chair. Do you need lunch?
Devon: (Stephen hawkings voice) bleep bloop help!

by Chkeni420 April 16, 2025

Dusty Sluder

That moment when your favorite Indian restaurant is closed because someone dropped a massive uncontrolled & catastrophic dump on the dining room floor.

"Man we couldn't get that 🔥 🔥 🔥 chicken tandoori today because some jackass dropped a catastrophic Dusty Sluder in the middle of the restaurant entrance."

by StillLucidSomehow June 7, 2024

dusty pumpkin

An older vagina that has succumbed to juandice.

I got her Halloween costume off, and it was a trick, nothing but a dusty pumpkin.

by Rubiruckus May 7, 2018

dusty flump

A man who is huffy and overly sensitive

I heard you and your lad fell out again?

“Aye he’s a right dusty flump, takes everything i say seriously even when it bants”

by Kellip February 19, 2024