Doing the Dirty Dan

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is bent over the toilet vomiting.

Christina was so drunk, that she was throwing up into the toilet. Dan came from behind, saw the excellent opportunity, and immediately commenced in doing the Dirty Dan.

by bobisocks April 8, 2012

dirty wanker

A real low-down loser.
British for habitual shameless masturbator

That dirty wanker took my wallet!

by Chuck December 1, 2003

Dirty Louisiana

When the act of withdrawal during anal sex triggers spontaneous diarrhoea in your partner.

The dry cleaner asked me how my trousers got in to such a state, I said "dirty Louisiana"; it just slipped out.

by Pink Oboe February 27, 2017

Dirty Brownie

Diarrhea on the floor. Most likely from an animal or drunk person. Usually to be expected at a party, (especially at a bad one) in the closet at or around the coats; although unexpected on your bedroom floor. It's smelly and volatile, so keep a distance of about 50 feet in order to breathe.

Me and Luke laughed so hard when the dog left a dirty brownie on Selena's new shirt. That dog was our hero.

by Jacklinks September 12, 2007

dirty sprite

Lean, sizzurp, drank, purp, in other words, its dat weak opiate drink that gets you chopped an screwed. The other definitions on UrbanDictionary include the usage of jolly ranchers, popularized in some hip hop songs and even the inclusion of benzodiazepines (xanax, valium, etc) to push that sedated high one step further.

Im not telling you not to mix your drank with liquor or benzos, but the fact is: dirty sprite = drank. Drank is just purple codeine + promethazine cough syrup poured into some sprite or 7-up. It can also be used to describe yellow hydrocodone + chlorpheniramine mixed with the same kinds of soda. The point is -- its opiate cough syrup in a clear soda, drunk to slow you down and screw up your night.

Take it easy, opiates are serious business. I've been clean of that shit for years, but the definitions on UD are all kinda fucked, so, here's the real one for you.

My niggas gettin' right, smokin weed with dirty sprite. I'm goin' wild for the night fuck being polite.

by recovering from dat poppyplant February 23, 2013

Dirty sammy

Literally sucking a girls cum out of her vagina while she’s at her point of climax like you were giving a hickey.

I had to hit her with a dirty Sammy, refuse to go out sad.

by Dvrkslide May 28, 2018

dirty rhiannon

A sexual fetish where the woman repeatedly punches the man in the dick while Smash Mouth's "All-Star" plays in the background.

If you really want to humiliate your gimp, give him a dirty Rhiannon.

by JoshUrban March 31, 2020