An anxiety disorder that is triggered from witnessing one's team choke, whether that be a spring training game, season game, or playoff game. Symptoms include:
-Fair weather sportsmanship
-Ranting about the choke
-Afraid to watch any games
-Making excuses to not watch a game (playing video games, homework, on the computer)
-Avoidance of talk about recent games
-Loss of faith in team
-Low self-esteem, unable to defend team from rival fans
-Fair weather sportsmanship
-Ranting about the choke
-Afraid to watch any games
-Making excuses to not watch a game (playing video games, homework, on the computer)
-Avoidance of talk about recent games
-Loss of faith in team
-Low self-esteem, unable to defend team from rival fans
Example 1:
Joe: Dammit! The Cubs just keep losing!
Kel: Screw this, I'm gonna go to the bar!
Few minutes later...
Joe: Yes! We tied it!
(Kel runs in the room)
Kel: Alright! They're unstoppable!
Joe: Damn, Kel. No need to hide your PTCD.
Example 2:
Joe: Hey, the Pats won last night!
Kel: Fuck the Pats! All they ever do is fucking lose! We won Super Bowl Fucky-Two! The Giants weren't actually that fucking good enough! It was one of our fucking players!
Joe: Chill, Kel!
Kel: Sorry. Post-Traumatic Choke Disorder.
Example 3:
Joe: Hey, Kel! You gonna watch the ALDS tonight?
Kel: No, I'm probably gonna go out with Jane.
Joe: I thought you broke up with Jane?
Kel: Dammit! My PTCD's acting up again!
Example 4:
Joe: Hey, the Cubs played an amazing game last night!
Kel: Um, can we not talk about the Cubs right now? I happened to miss the game.
Joe: PTCD?
Kel: Yup.
Example 5:
Marvin: Yo, Boston sucks!
Kel: Yeah, whatever.
Joe: Dude, don't take that from him!
Kel: Who cares? I've lost confidence!
Joe: Stop it with the PTCD!
Example 6:
I myself happen to be a sufferer of PTCD. Since the Pats' loss in Super Bowl 42, I have been petrified of ever watching another sports game. The one time I watched a Red Sox game after that was when they choked to the White Sox during a home game in 2010. Since then, I have suffered a double dose of the disorder.
Joe: Dammit! The Cubs just keep losing!
Kel: Screw this, I'm gonna go to the bar!
Few minutes later...
Joe: Yes! We tied it!
(Kel runs in the room)
Kel: Alright! They're unstoppable!
Joe: Damn, Kel. No need to hide your PTCD.
Example 2:
Joe: Hey, the Pats won last night!
Kel: Fuck the Pats! All they ever do is fucking lose! We won Super Bowl Fucky-Two! The Giants weren't actually that fucking good enough! It was one of our fucking players!
Joe: Chill, Kel!
Kel: Sorry. Post-Traumatic Choke Disorder.
Example 3:
Joe: Hey, Kel! You gonna watch the ALDS tonight?
Kel: No, I'm probably gonna go out with Jane.
Joe: I thought you broke up with Jane?
Kel: Dammit! My PTCD's acting up again!
Example 4:
Joe: Hey, the Cubs played an amazing game last night!
Kel: Um, can we not talk about the Cubs right now? I happened to miss the game.
Joe: PTCD?
Kel: Yup.
Example 5:
Marvin: Yo, Boston sucks!
Kel: Yeah, whatever.
Joe: Dude, don't take that from him!
Kel: Who cares? I've lost confidence!
Joe: Stop it with the PTCD!
Example 6:
I myself happen to be a sufferer of PTCD. Since the Pats' loss in Super Bowl 42, I have been petrified of ever watching another sports game. The one time I watched a Red Sox game after that was when they choked to the White Sox during a home game in 2010. Since then, I have suffered a double dose of the disorder.
by CloudSephiroth247 July 16, 2011
CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder) is a brain condition that a person becomes heterosexual, liking the opposite gender. There is no cure.
by thatpersonthatwritesdefintions October 25, 2020
The feeling of depression or despair after watching James Cameron's Avatar due to an emotional attachment to the Na'vi and the seeming impossibility of achieving their nirvana in our modern world.
"I just finished watching Avatar for the 9th time, Post Avatar Stress Disorder just can't be shaken."
by dnathe4th January 13, 2010
A syndrome, usually diagnosed in single people who are subscribed to any online dating service, characterized by a persistent pattern of impulsiveness, a short attention span, and often hyperactivity, and interfering especially with ever maintaining a long and lasting relationship.
I met the most wonderful woman for drinks last night. She’s perfect. Smart, funny, sexy as hell. I think she may be the one… Oh wow! Dude you should see who just “winked” at me on Match. Oh I can’t wait to meet this one! Sorry…what was I just saying before? What? C'mon I don't have attention dating deficit disorder. I'm just picky.
by timbre December 12, 2013
Online disorder in which a person posting comments, blogging, chatting, or otherwise electronically communicating, especially while under anonymous screen names, becomes someone and/or something they are not.
(Not to be confused with Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)
(Not to be confused with Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)
Gladys, who in reality is 500 lbs overweight, toothless, and full of acne, posts something like:
"I"m 5 foot 2, petite, HOT and have 4 Masters Degrees in Hospitality and Tourism."
No, Gladys has Online Personality Disorder (OPD)
"I"m 5 foot 2, petite, HOT and have 4 Masters Degrees in Hospitality and Tourism."
No, Gladys has Online Personality Disorder (OPD)
by JayyTheOrc January 04, 2009
1 someone who fantasize's about food
that is inaccessible or at a inappropriate
Time.
2 makes frequent visits to www.tastespotting.com daily.
3 can't sleep do to food craving that lead to google image searches.
If one or all of the above occur : you should seek help or
Get the tastespotting app on the iPhone!
that is inaccessible or at a inappropriate
Time.
2 makes frequent visits to www.tastespotting.com daily.
3 can't sleep do to food craving that lead to google image searches.
If one or all of the above occur : you should seek help or
Get the tastespotting app on the iPhone!
by Ashy g January 24, 2012
The boys: Noah wanna hang out
Noah: Can’t Victoria needs my math homework
The boys: You need to get your Hoes Before Bros Disorder checked out
Noah: Can’t Victoria needs my math homework
The boys: You need to get your Hoes Before Bros Disorder checked out
by XxxFatacionXxx October 04, 2019