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Post-Dramatic Stress Disorder

Post-Dramatic Stress Disorder (PDSD) is a type of anxiety disorder similar to Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. It can occur after you have gone through an extremely dramatic or unnecessarily emotional trauma involving raised voices and hurt feelings.
Person A: Dude, I think I have Post-Dramatic Stress Disorder.
Person B: Is that like PTSD?
Person A: Yeah, but instead of being shot at, I was traumatized by my angry girlfriend and stupid students.
by Skybound October 13, 2014
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Post Avatar Stress Disorder

The feeling of depression or despair after watching James Cameron's Avatar due to an emotional attachment to the Na'vi and the seeming impossibility of achieving their nirvana in our modern world.
"I just finished watching Avatar for the 9th time, Post Avatar Stress Disorder just can't be shaken."
by dnathe4th January 13, 2010
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attention dating deficit disorder

A syndrome, usually diagnosed in single people who are subscribed to any online dating service, characterized by a persistent pattern of impulsiveness, a short attention span, and often hyperactivity, and interfering especially with ever maintaining a long and lasting relationship.
I met the most wonderful woman for drinks last night. She’s perfect. Smart, funny, sexy as hell. I think she may be the one… Oh wow! Dude you should see who just “winked” at me on Match. Oh I can’t wait to meet this one! Sorry…what was I just saying before? What? C'mon I don't have attention dating deficit disorder. I'm just picky.
by timbre December 12, 2013
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Online disorder in which a person posting comments, blogging, chatting, or otherwise electronically communicating, especially while under anonymous screen names, becomes someone and/or something they are not.
(Not to be confused with Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)
Gladys, who in reality is 500 lbs overweight, toothless, and full of acne, posts something like:
"I"m 5 foot 2, petite, HOT and have 4 Masters Degrees in Hospitality and Tourism."
No, Gladys has Online Personality Disorder (OPD)
by JayyTheOrc January 4, 2009
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Food fantasizing disorder (FFD)

1 someone who fantasize's about food
that is inaccessible or at a inappropriate
Time.
2 makes frequent visits to www.tastespotting.com daily.
3 can't sleep do to food craving that lead to google image searches.

If one or all of the above occur : you should seek help or
Get the tastespotting app on the iPhone!
I laid in bed for hours looking at photos due to "Food Fantasizing Disorder (FFD)"
by Ashy g February 14, 2012
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Hoes Before Bros Disorder

When a male prioritizes a hoe before the bros.
The boys: Noah wanna hang out
Noah: Can’t Victoria needs my math homework
The boys: You need to get your Hoes Before Bros Disorder checked out
by XxxFatacionXxx October 4, 2019
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attention deficit hyperlink disorder

The inability to finish an online article due to the irresistable urge to click the embedded hyperlinks.
"Did you read the NYT article about Snookie's hysterectomy?"
"Dude, it there were 6 hyperlinks in the first paragraph. I've got attention deficit hyperlink disorder. There's no way I'm making it through that."
by www.eatnails.net September 3, 2011
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