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Digital Canvassing

Supporting a cause (ideology), politician, or organization (501c3 predominantly) on the internet: clogging up social media and the companies server space. Regardless of the analog format or digital format it all stinks of rotting time and space of unsuspecting. No one really cares about saving the whales or growing organic wheatgrass or going to another person's alma mater in order to support the college to keep the underwater basketweaving program afloat pretending it has a viable career option or worthy investment of your time and/or money.
Rando Internet Mutual Aquantance:
Hey dudes and dudetts for my birthday teaming up with facebook fam in solidarity and to occupy greenpeace diesel barge for oceanic protest of the ancient ritual of Japanese Whaling.

(Forewarning Friend)
Hey broh, watch out for that cat who is a mutual acquaintance wants you to join their cause and protest with signatures from the street corner to start digital canvassing for money from suckers. When you see them at the party this weekend don't engage. Abort Abort.
by foxtrotsrabbitburrows December 23, 2022
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Digital Wellness

The implementation of data, insights, and purposeful content to improve physical, mental, and spiritual health, allowing consumers to be mindful of their digital activity.
To keep yourself sane online, you should practice Digital Wellness
by UnicornGlow February 13, 2020
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Richard Digits

A less jarring way of calling someone "Dick Fingers".
P1: Woah, I didn't mean for that to break..
P2: Jesus, Richard Digits, be careful with that!
by Cpt-Grumpy October 16, 2025
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Digital-Hell

Badass electronics repairs dudes who can fix ANYTHING from iPods to super S-Frame servers XD
broken electronics? contact digital-hell check ebay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by The Phantom 666 December 6, 2009
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digital driver

A car driver who resists the analog world, proving a curve *is* a sequence of straight lines, and that incessant acceleration mixed with braking approximates a smooth highway speed. Most often found by locating the guy with car-sick passengers.
That drive back from the bar with Leo nearly made me hurl -- he's such a digital driver! Nearly killed the hula girl on the dash.
by Frogman Tim1 September 20, 2011
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Digital Constipation

Having to wait to upload pictures on social media due to lack of internet connectivity
''For goodness sake Sally, we need to find Wifi to upload these selfies, I'm beginning to get digital constipation"
by Jazzersey September 18, 2017
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Digital Charisma

Ability to attract sexual interest solely through the use of social media.
That dude has so much digital charisma, I’m gonna slide into his dm’s.
by Danthemanctionary July 12, 2018
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