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neil diamond 

A slang name for cocaine done in a conspicuous place. Code word said so that not everyone knows what you are talking about. Usually done off of a CD cover.
Yo Bro...Lets hit up the back room and scope that Neil Diamond you were telling me about
neil diamond by Deacon Dizzle November 13, 2007

king diamond 

Cool dude that looks like a cross between
gene simmions and a professional wrestler
sings extremly high and is rumoured to
worship satan.
king diamond by #1Metallica Fan October 3, 2003

death diamond 

Is when a vaginas too large and the person goes missing.
Mike was screwing Melissa last night and he hasn't been seen since, he got sucked into her death diamond.
death diamond by bathroom bitches December 29, 2014

Chocolate Diamond 

A shit when you're pushing and straining so hard all blood circulation gets cut off. You're about to pass the fuck out and finally this little pebble sized turd plops out, and hits the water in such a perfect way that it splashes back up and gets only your anus wet.
I've tried Sennacot and Ducolax but the only stool I've been able to pass is a single chocolate diamond.

chocolate diamond 

The kind of poop when you're pushing and straining so hard all blood circulation gets cut off. You're about to pass the fuck out and finally this little pebble sized turd plops out
I can't believe I was in the bathroom for 40 minutes and all I have to show for it is a chocolate diamond!

Blood Diamond 

Taking a shit however you've got no toilet paper so your partner licks your butthole clean
I told you to buy buy toilet paper so guess your getting a blood diamond for christmas
Blood Diamond by ahouston October 24, 2017