Depression good

If you shared how you truly are, the person you’re speaking to would be horrified; but in comparison to other days living as a depressed person, you’re doing better than usual.

Mom: How are you doing?

You: I haven’t cleaned my room in over a year, showered in 4 days, and I’ve had a student loan bill under my pillow for 2.5 months; but I took my meds, went to work, and mowed the lawn today, so I think I’m depression good.

Mom: Clean your room!

by nick wiley September 23, 2020

Doggie Depression

What happens to dogs, who don't like their names.

Maria the Chihuahua: What's the matter with Taco he seems so down all of the time.
Jose the Chihuahua: He's suffering from Doggie Depression.

Maria: Why?
Jose: You would be too if you were named after a fast food.

by Bullshitzer June 23, 2010

DM Depression

DM Depression is a condition that you gain when everyone is too busy for a session, and constantly canceling and rescheduling last minute. Symptoms may include: sadness, pessimism, loss of passion, and a desire to just give up on your story.

Player 1: sorry, I’m too busy again, can we reschedule to next week?
DM: sure…
Player 2: are you okay?
DM: I’m just going through some DM Depression

by Ididurmoms June 3, 2023

depression venting

Temporarily escaping the void by hyperbolic oversharing to friends, strangers or on social media.

Shamefully deleting posts after last nights wine fueled depression venting.

by LazerJesus February 22, 2021

suicidal depression

suicidal depression is something that i have actually so its where you want suicide and have depression at the same time, like you really really want to suicide but u dont want to because you dont know if thats gonna be good or not

heres a example

Matt: Hey Bro!
Me: Yea
Matt: what u doing

me: listening to some xxxtentacion
matt: why?
me: i have suicidal depression
matt:oh

by Littoral April 10, 2019

Hemmotron1996 depression

when you miss the old fifteen year old Luke Hemmings and he's so much hot now but you still miss old Luke

I have crippling Hemmotron1996 depression

by ilovelukehemmingsandfinnwolfha May 20, 2018

Depressed Whaling

The act of sliding one's face down self across the floor using only one's hands. This action is often used when upset or done with life.

"I was so upset that I depressed whaled all the way across the kitchen floor."

"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"

by E-Squared February 11, 2013