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Deez Nutz

A joke from 2014 that has been resurfacing the internet, mostly in setups now.
Guy 1: Have you tried Bofa
Guy 2: What the hell is Bofa
Guy 1: BOFA DEEZ NUTZ😂😂
Guy 2: Bruh. You tryna get some?
Guy 1: Get some of what?

Guy 2: GET SOME OF DEEZ NUTZ
Guy 1: Stop
Guy 2: Sorry
Guy 2: SORRY FOR SHOWING YOU DEEZ NUTZ😂😂
by Frank.Reynolds May 23, 2021
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the deez nutzing is a power move.
It shows that ur an alpha amongst alphas.
Become one of us.
Become a deez nutzer.
Guy 1: u know who’s alive ?

Guy 2: who ?

Guy 1: THE DEEZ NUTZ ARMY , LETS GOOO
by Verenya-senpai August 8, 2021
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It shows that ur an alpha amongst alphas.
Become one of us.
Become a deez nutzer.
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Guy 1: u know who’s alive ?

Guy 2: who ?

Guy 1: THE DEEZ NUTZ ARMY , LETS GOOO 💯💯💯
by Verenya-senpai August 8, 2021
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Deez nutz

A term used to make jokes about the male testicles.
Marmot: Hey bro, what do you garnish a martini with?

Beeber: With an olive.
Marmot: Olive (All of) deez nutz?
by Likewater August 15, 2021
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DEEZ NUTS. HA GOT EM. is a prank that is used for humorous porpoises
hey have you heard of deez
whos deez
DEEZ NUTS
by Pulsar AKA Dylan August 15, 2021
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the unfunniest joke
Guy 1: do u know the company DN?
Guy 2: no what is it about?
Guy 1: DEEZ NUTS!! lLOSLAOAOA a,q,q,11111,1,1,1,1,1.1.1’zoepaspal

Guy 2: please stop. this isn’t funny anymore. i know that ur dad is dead and ur having a hard time. im always here for u.
Guy 1: i got him good!
i got him good…. *depression!!!!!!*
by funny chungus August 25, 2021
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