A stupid cheating bastard with a big dick. Will show you love but eventually cheat on you. A Dylan will love you but still treat you like shit. Yall bitches who fell in love with a Dylan,, yktv smh.

Girl: “i love you”
Dylan: “love ya too but I’m cheating on you”

Dylan by BDA~big dick Ali October 2, 2018

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Dylan

A guy everyone likes.Every girl would be lucky to have him.He can be shy at first but once you get used to him he’s really nice.When you say he’s wrong his voice gets high.He has brown hair (everyone likes touching his hair). He is the fastest kid you will ever meet.He plays sports such as soccer and basketball.He May be short , but there will be at least one girl that will be shorter.He has really good ideas when it comes to dieing.He May have divorced parents but he doesn’t show his sadness.He is eager to get an A in all of his classes and he has a crush one one girl out of the whole school.Everyone Wounders who it is.He always has that one wild friend.Little did everyone know Dylan is ....GAY!

Example - “How is Dylan so fast?”

Dylan by Shush tee October 2, 2018

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Dylan

A gay, dumb, little turd that had a very small cock. He is known as a glonk by all Parker’s. If you don’t know what a glonk is please look it up.

Someone very dumb dylan

Dylan by Glonk the chonk October 10, 2018

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