dirty pillows

breasts

"Everyone can see your dirty pillows", "They're called breasts mama"

by XvBadBendervX August 23, 2003

dirty shane

Sexual: When you put your thumbs in a girls ass during doggie style, pull them out and give her football stripes under her eyes.

How ya like me now beeyyee itch? That was a dirty shane fo ya

by Darren Hofert March 31, 2004

Dirty McGee

When someone gets blood on their fingers and wipes a mustache on someone's upper lip.

Brittany did not tell me she was on her period before I finger banged her, so I gave that bitch a Dirty McGee.

by Dr. Chops March 22, 2009

[Dirty] [Dove]

Cute and cuddly as a dove, but down and dirty like a city pigeon!

"That girl might be shy in public, but she's a Dirty Dove in the sack!"

by ~x~barbird~ v January 6, 2009

Dirty Painting

To dirty paint is to have a blank canvas i.e a very pale wench.

(Dirty painting is to try to make an improvement to an abomination of a woman which cant look any worse)

This act of dirty painting is when a fugly white girl is stripped down and have faecal matter from the artist rubbed all over the canvas. The artist may or may not choose to use a variation of bodily fluids for different colours. As in phlegm used for a green or a pale yellow, ear wax for orange, or spooge used for a white or a slimy texture. The dirty painting is only complete when the surface area of the wench is covered in exotic bodily fluids.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Wendy?

Guy 2: That disgustingly overweight blob that constantly smells like sweaty flab flaps?

Guy 1: Yeah! i heard some sick artist pinned her down and made her a dirty painting!?!?!?!

Guy 2: hope he made an improvement

by ELWOOD November 6, 2012

Dirty fart

When you go to take a shit and all that comes out is a fart that makes your cheeks wet. Toilet is clear, but the TP is as brown as a bear. Not to be confused with a shart which does in fact provide some goods.
Note: If your bear is white - you are wiping the wrong hole.

Just sat down for a shit but it was only a Dirty fart.

by rbpc May 1, 2014

dirty stefano

When a woman sees a man so hot she instantly queefs herself dry

Wow, that hot dude made me dirty Stefano myself so hard

by Spaghettilegs April 4, 2020