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digital rot

Digital Rot is the feeling of malaise and ennui which results from hours spent in a decadent, ceaseless activity, be it watching TV, listening to music, playing video games, watching porn, scrolling on social media, but is usually a combination of all of these things. This does not *have to* result from screens and digital activity, but it typically does.

While similar to mind rot, digital rot seems to be an exacerbated form, in that digital media is far more accessible, and allows a person to sequester themselves in a dungeon of their own creation for years at a time.
>A few students show up to class, John, Jack, and Jacob.

>John stares at the board aimlessly for the whole class, not writing anything, and blankly staring and glancing around the entire room.

>Jack, whispering to Jacob: "Is John okay?"

>Jacob, whispering to Jack: "He has digital rot. His girlfriend left him, so he stayed up all night doom scrolling, watching porn, and playing video games while messaging me about how sad he was."

>Jacob pokes John in the shoulder

>John has no reaction

>Jacob, whispering: "See?"

>Jack: "wow. He needs to go to church."

>Jacob: "Yeah."
by perhapsedly April 5, 2024
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digital grandaddy

someone of a mature nature who has spent most of their life using the internet and I.T. gadgets and likes to think they are an expert in all things technical.
person 1 - 'Hey dude, what happens if I push this button ?'
person 2 - 'No idea dude, go ask the digital grandaddy!!!!'
(person 1 - 'Safe blud')
by Pav M =] December 30, 2008
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DIGITAL CABLE

A duece that arrives in two or more pieces.
I just dueced a huge digital cable. However, if it wasn't digitized, it would have been a bowl wrapper it was so big.
by trickmob January 16, 2008
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digital weenie

Noun: A nice way of saying dick pic
Guys from these dating sites wont stop with the digital weenies.
by DigitalPP August 19, 2017
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Digit Slipper

The kind of human who slips a sneaky digit in your bum hole during sex without prior warning.
'I was having sexy times with Faloola the other night and it turns out she's a Digit Slipper!'
'no way, what a lucky gentleman you are Fitzroy'
by Torakvf44 September 25, 2018
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Digital Scholar

Digital Scholar is a place for transforming your normal life to Extraordinary one.

It is a Top Digital Marketing Institute which has transformed many students life in three months.
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