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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025
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by Crystal Soul May 27, 2017
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Person 1:*opens eyes, looks around and doesn't see any Crystals* Am I in hell?
Person 2: Yes, Where Crystals cease to exist.
Person 2: Yes, Where Crystals cease to exist.
by ThisNeverHappened February 13, 2022
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She is very talented, although she won't admit it.... She has a beautiful face, she is tall and just amazing!
Crystal has a good personality always smiling and in a good mood. She's very fun to be around never have a dull moment with her. She has a very nice shape and she's also very athletic, loving, and caring. She cares more about other people than herself. She’s at sometimes clumsy but that’s natural.
She is the most amazing woman you'll ever meet. She is kind, loyal, generous, thoughtful, compassionate and has a shining heart.
by CT101 November 21, 2021
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