CCC. Crusty Crayola Crayon. A Crusty Crayola Crayon is someone who is well, crusty. Someone who is just down right gross. That one crayon no one wants because it's broken, used, dull, CRUSTY, paperless. The number one heartbreaking insult. - Dadalynn
by Dadalynn June 04, 2019
😩😩😩😩 the feeling when yk ur simping hard as ever for someone and you just moan the simping outta you ugh 😩
he really has me all crispy crusty toe!
by HARDE March 07, 2022
Typically used as an insult. A crusty chicken wing is given to women's breasts during the period of breast feeding. Women can get a leakage from their nipples which can form a crust around the nipple. The term 'chicken wing' is also added as the breast looks like a chicken wing.
by Abbieontoast October 13, 2014
The act of ejaculating inside ones boxers while worn then forgetting and having your load dry to your thigh. Usually the result of a parental invasion without knocking or late night jerk session.
"Brad, why did you run off last night after we finished dry humping?"
"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."
"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."
by J|nn March 26, 2014
Snaggle tooth, a.k.a “crusty yellow fang,” caused me to projectile vomit onto my computer when describing her weekend with the hairy weasel.
by not your ornery guy May 16, 2006
The act of taking a bowl of banana corn flakes and jizzing over it then mixing it in thoroughly. Once done, pour the bowl of flakes in a bitches ass crack and let it maranate for several days. Then take a rusty spork and scoop out the baked flakes. Once done put the flakes into a fancy bowl, and take the bitch and lactate her tittys for some milk. Then let the flakes get soggy in the bowl and then stur and enjoy!
Tyler enjoys titty sprinkles on his crusty banana ass flakes.
A Real OG: "Yo nigga my bitch let me make some crusty bannana ass flakes"
The Nigga: "FO REALLLZZZZZ?!?!?!?!"
A Real OG: "Yo nigga my bitch let me make some crusty bannana ass flakes"
The Nigga: "FO REALLLZZZZZ?!?!?!?!"
by ThatJimmyRustler May 31, 2014
Person 1 and Person 2 have an argument
Person 1: *comes up with a good roast*
Person 2: Shut up you crusty musty dusty rusty whatever
Person 1: *comes up with a good roast*
Person 2: Shut up you crusty musty dusty rusty whatever
by Maxgamer345 July 13, 2023