Creeping Nukism

Sarcastic term used in the submarine fleet, mostly by forward submariners, to describe the slow takeover of aft “Nukes” and their nerdy engineering culture of nerdism. They over think everything and make life miserable and difficult, unless you’re a Nuke! Nukes are famous for being the golden children of the boat, exhausting procedural compliance to the Nth degree, a requirement culture of working near the reactor and engineering spaces. Besides finding their rack for sleeping or the mess decks for eating, these top tiered Nerds know nothing about the forward half of the boat, control spaces and weapons areas. Junior officers graduating to division officer jobs up forward, try “creeping-nukism” philosophy on such admired and prideful Torpedo Divisions, who put the smack down on such tomfoolery without prompting.

TMSN Shmuckatelli: “Chief, the Div-O wants me to make the weekly training to include a 100 question test, with a matrix for scoring, on a 7 vector scale, 3 calculus problems, a 5 part numbering system, an illustrated prt breakdown of 10 drawings, and definitions to require clinical laboratory expertise beyond normal automation to perform”.

TMC Ragan, “Dont get hoodwinked or bamboozled by the creeping nukism, they work harder to get out of work, instead of just doing the work.”

by Torsiondrummer November 12, 2023

creeping cow

A lactating woman on all fours is milked while crawling around the room.

I totally went home with that milf last night and did the creeping cow.

by MyLittleWarlock September 3, 2017

Creeps

A stupid person, who believes any lie he’s told.

Creeps Really ate the paste he was told to stay out of it at school but never did

by YTGAMING June 16, 2022

heat creep

when a certain food is super spicy but not immediately after the first bite. It takes a few bites for the heat to set in. It creeps up on you

Man, one wing ain't that bad, but after five or 6, it really hits you with that heat creep

by heatcreep July 16, 2015

Creep

A person who does things that are unexpected.

Do not be a creep.

by Robin85 September 18, 2018

creep and beep

Very slow or stopped traffic; a traffic jam.

It's total creep and beep on the 101 right now.

I took the train because I didn't feel like doing the creep and beep on I-95.

by techn1ciaN December 16, 2022

Corner Creep

Fake homeless junkies who stand on the corner of freeway exits in Detroit saying that they're hungry and homeless when reality they all want money to buy dope.

There is the corner creep on 7 Mile again. she just scored another dollar bill from some dumb gullible emphaburb.

by Tiffctinary July 27, 2016