cracker jap

One who is half caucasion and half Japanese.
Term originated several years ago in Illinois as an improvement on the term "jillbilly" in reference to a school friend of Miss Nicole.

Ah! Cracker Jap felt me up!

by miss grace December 2, 2004

white cracker

a Caucasian that is a dry salty motherfucker, just like a saltine cracker

"Yeah man, Herbert was being a white cracker."

by btsmom November 1, 2017

funny cracker

"Funny Cracker", sometimes a "white cracker", is usually a pejorative term for a funny white person - a funny hillbilly white person and/or a funny white person honkey.

Also used as a racial slur toward white people.

That white boy is one funny cracker right there!

by James Post April 15, 2007

Mud cracker

When a white person acts or wants to be a different race

Tom is such a mud cracker when he acts black

by Matts a mud cracker November 28, 2016

Cracker Barrel

A better way to say you want to kill yourself

I’m going to Cracker Barrel when I get home

by Hobbybiggins May 11, 2018

Cracker Smacker

The act of a black person beating up a white person.

Damn homie, Jamal really put a cracker smacker on that cashier at Baskin Robbins.

by Murphy Llama January 17, 2004

unsalted cracker

Holy, and i thot I came up with this expression "unsalted cracker" to describe someone..

Unsalted cracker: someone really boring.. no excitement, like there's no flavor.. no colour.. all flatness/no personality..

A little song to sing to someone who fits this description as an Unsalted cracker.."youuu've got!.. NO PERSONALITY, ZERO PERONALITY BORING BORING AND ALWAYS NOT HAPPY SO ADD A LITTLE PAPRIKA INTO YOU'RE PERSONALITY.."

by AliciamMOCTEZUMA January 31, 2008