Five course knuckle shuffle

A meal eaten in a Mayfair Wankpit. There are usually at least five courses, none of which satisfy, and all of which cost far too much. The expression is derived from one of the traditional euphemisms for masturbation: five knuckle shuffle. The obvious implication is that the five course meal really is a pile of 'wank'.

Gwendoline, this five course knuckle shuffle is taking the edge off my apetite for the supper we will have in that other Mayfair Wankpit. I may well have to leave it on the table.

by stanleybalds September 29, 2012

Nort Court

An awful fucking discord server owned by the cinnamon stick guy from Apple Jacks with a god complex. The mods love to sit the the mod chat and suck each other’s dicks. Everyone there also likes to fuck Pokémon.

I just left Nort Court.

by Bom r April 12, 2021

Crash Course in Brain Surgery

Look inside and you will see
The words are cutting deep inside my brain
Oh they're burning, quickly turning
Knife of words is driving me insane
Insane
Yeah, yeah

Raven black is on my track
Please show me how to neutralise the knife
Show to me in surgery
The art of fighting words to conquer life
Conquer life
Yeah, yeah

Ooh baby, I can rock and roll
Ooh baby, get out of my soul

Now the wicked lance of fear
Driven from my heady mouth and brain
Crash course in brain surgery
Has stopped the bloody knife of love again
Yeah, yeah, yeah

by Death Menace September 29, 2022

blown off course

( verb: being) : in Nordic countries such as Scandinavia and Canada, to come late to work because of an ice or snow storm

Although snow and ice are a problem in Canada, being blown off course is not an excuse for coming late to work.

by Sexydimma May 19, 2016

Yes, of course!

A favorite millennial alternative for "You're Welcome!'

"Thanks so much for the information."
"Yes, of course!"

by ErnstNBlunt August 3, 2018

courtezan

high-class prostitute

Usualy travels to different areas to meet customers. Provide different services such as week end get a ways, dinners. Up scale men(the rich) use them because they no how to adapt to the situation easily. There job last from days to weeks and cost thousands of dollars but they act like a live in girlfriend or wife but they want talk back or bitch. The may or may not perform the way anescort does but they only work for the upper class and professional men. Courtezan are used by old men that spent to much time working and never got a real relationship and now they have to much money and no one to share it with. Courteazan charge a fee before they show up as proof you have the money you say you do and they travel and stay for long periods of time. They also are dressed and look the best out of all prostitute and carry their self in a professional manner at all time. You get exactly what you pay for and a lot more besides.

by crdijnesop October 18, 2008

courtney

psyco bitch.
acts somewhat in a fucked up way.
"psyco courtney"

psyco courtneys gonna hit me over the head with a glass bottle in a second

by smackowacko February 24, 2009