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Itchy Compensation

Mascaping your pubic hair into a penis larger than his own
He could't get hard, so all I got was some itchy compensation.
by afackingfuggot April 27, 2016
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tom cohen

an absolute faggot dickhead who likes penis in every hole in his body.
dude that guy is such a tom cohen
by Papa Pulsford November 13, 2016
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verbal compensation

The greatest bunch of hokey ever conceived as a supposedly acceptable/adequate alternative to monetary payment or actual physical labor to recompense someone for goods/services that he's provided. Even if it was agreed beforehand that the person's assistance would be performed at no cost, too many moochers take advantage of this practice by knowingly/grossly underestimating the amount of time/effort/resources that would actually be required to perform the task, and so the prospective provider is deceived into thinking that the requested task is far less arduous/involved than is turns out to be; he would likely never have agreed to provide his services for free if he'd known the true size/scope of the requested task.
Disgruntled teenager: That skinflint connivin' ol' fart Mr. Jones snookered my buddies and me into "just loading a discarded pile of lightweight foam insulation into the dumpster" for him… not only did he neglect to mention that said insulation was GLUED ONTO PANELS OF SHEETROCK which made them about ten times as heavy, but then afterwards he just gave us VERBAL compensation ---"Great job, fellas... appreciate it! Thanks! I'm really grateful for your volunteering to help out an old weak-muscled geezer like me!" --- instead of slipping us each a ten-spot, the way any decent person would do!
by QuacksO December 21, 2016
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Bobby Cohen

A ginger who is also a piece of shit, literally un-capable of doing anything that has any benefit to society. He's a poor fuck who can't afford anything. The only piece of gaming equipment is an xbox 360, which makes him the most shittiest person in the world.
by thetrueyou April 19, 2018
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barbara cope

Barbara Cope the original "Butter Queen" spoken of in the Rolling Stone Song- "Rip This Joint" passed away on 1-14-2018 in Dallas Texas in a house fire. She also knew Led Zepplin, David Cassidy, Joe Cocker and many other Rock and Roll legends during her groupie years.
Barbara Cope The ButterQueen.
by EwaveTx May 3, 2018
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Brahameim Cohen

We brahameim cohened.
by Victor Sequinot August 25, 2018
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Dan Cohen

The sexy Jewish kid that has a big dong. He is also very good in bed even though everyone thinks he's gay he always says no homo, and his brain is the size of JEWpiter
Dan Cohen is know for assassinating hitler.
by Thatj3w December 3, 2019
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