Someone in the action figure community that claims they’ve been helpful to you in the past, when they’ve really just been super sketchy but were too high to notice
by Grover Thompson November 26, 2020
Get the Christopher Masseymug. A quiet and weird bloke. Will say extremely random shit, which might not even make sense. Overall pretty cool dude
by itsix November 26, 2021
Get the Christophmug. the freaking cutest human being in the whole wide world. he will love you like no other and give you all the hugs and kisses. definitely befriend any christophers you know
by b.r.i.n.a April 29, 2021
Get the Christophermug. 
Prefering to masturbate next to somebody after you (and the other person) wake up; even though you could have sex
by Branko69 October 6, 2022
Get the Do the Christophmug. Christ-bearer, the one person who can bring your spirit up when you are down. He is tall and strong. You can talk to him and never get bored of it. They are funny, smart, and everything else you could ask for. If you find a Christopher keep them close and never let them go.
Person1: Hey have you seen Christopher
Person2: Ya how could I not he is in the gym doing 400 on bench-press
Person2: Ya how could I not he is in the gym doing 400 on bench-press
by The_1_true_MEATBALL December 26, 2020
Get the Christophermug. The nicest guy in the world. He slowly keeps into your heart and warms your soul with the gentlest of ease until you feel like you never want to let go. He catches you by surprise with kisses in elevators and nights with the soundest of sleep. When trying to leave the bed he can pull you back with just the simplest of glances... yes, he is a keeper. H3 @LSO H@S @ B!G D!CK
A Christopher is Lance Armstrong, Peter Vanderkaay and Steve Prefontaine all rolled up into one.... just YES!!
by No se 🤷🏽♂️ November 20, 2023
Get the Christophermug.