Christianity not-indeed: People who wrap themselves in the cloak of Christianity while their actions are totally hypocritical in context of the faith they espouse. Ussally uppity Liberals that feel guilty about the world in general and feel obligated to make things better while only making total asses of themselves and making real Christians look bad.
by Goloka October 16, 2008
Get the Plastic Christiansmug. by Helper May 27, 2005
Get the über-Christian [Uber-Christian]mug. Convenient Christians are in that ever so broad group of God-worshipping hypocrit monkeys, who at any opportunity without fail break a multitude of commandments, whenever it so happens to aid their life.
These are often the ones found preaching to others on YouTube, or over Facebook, and when rivalled are completely ripped to shreds but still fail to concede. This is a sincere act by them, as they are literally so dumbfoundedly blind to any morsel of rational argument, they can't help but argue back.
I take every opportunity to 'preach' my thoughts to these people.
This is not a digg at the 'true' christians, who do not follow conveniently, but truely.
These are often the ones found preaching to others on YouTube, or over Facebook, and when rivalled are completely ripped to shreds but still fail to concede. This is a sincere act by them, as they are literally so dumbfoundedly blind to any morsel of rational argument, they can't help but argue back.
I take every opportunity to 'preach' my thoughts to these people.
This is not a digg at the 'true' christians, who do not follow conveniently, but truely.
John: Ummm, Jane, why did you get completely drug-fucked and then have unprotected sex with that married man?
Jane: Mrjk I d ho where blo...
John: You're wasted...
Tim: I guess she's one of those convenient christians?
Jane: Mrjk I d ho where blo...
John: You're wasted...
Tim: I guess she's one of those convenient christians?
by Two Guns February 26, 2010
Get the Convenient Christiansmug. Possibly the largest group of hypocritical, repressed homosexuals I have ever seen. (I'm not using homosexual as some sort of insult, I just think a lot of them are overcompensating and straight for jesus)
Pride for Father Ted! (He's a fundamentalist christian who hired a gay prostitute to rub his back while he was smoking meth, on his way to his "super church" to preach about the evils of homosexuality)
by Hazard13 July 1, 2008
Get the Fundamentalist Christianmug. by Chrisitan Democrat December 30, 2008
Get the Christian Democratmug. Christian Wan is a music teacher in La Salle College. He is most famous for playing the wanlodica, his own invention, which is very similar to a melodica. He also plays the piano with tremendous effort. He has the shiniest head in the world. He also has broke the Guinness World Record for the 'Shiniest Head in the World' and has won the "Shiny heads'" trophy for 40 consecutive years, bypassing the previous winner, Sir Donald Duck of La Salle College, ie., Tong Wun Sing.
by UrbanDictNoob February 13, 2020
Get the Christian Wanmug. The biggest simp in the world. Does not care about his boys and spends his time in a random girls pants.
by tizel October 23, 2020
Get the christian martilamug.