by Helper May 27, 2005
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These are often the ones found preaching to others on YouTube, or over Facebook, and when rivalled are completely ripped to shreds but still fail to concede. This is a sincere act by them, as they are literally so dumbfoundedly blind to any morsel of rational argument, they can't help but argue back.
I take every opportunity to 'preach' my thoughts to these people.
This is not a digg at the 'true' christians, who do not follow conveniently, but truely.
These are often the ones found preaching to others on YouTube, or over Facebook, and when rivalled are completely ripped to shreds but still fail to concede. This is a sincere act by them, as they are literally so dumbfoundedly blind to any morsel of rational argument, they can't help but argue back.
I take every opportunity to 'preach' my thoughts to these people.
This is not a digg at the 'true' christians, who do not follow conveniently, but truely.
John: Ummm, Jane, why did you get completely drug-fucked and then have unprotected sex with that married man?
Jane: Mrjk I d ho where blo...
John: You're wasted...
Tim: I guess she's one of those convenient christians?
Jane: Mrjk I d ho where blo...
John: You're wasted...
Tim: I guess she's one of those convenient christians?
by Two Guns February 26, 2010
Get the Convenient Christians mug.Possibly the largest group of hypocritical, repressed homosexuals I have ever seen. (I'm not using homosexual as some sort of insult, I just think a lot of them are overcompensating and straight for jesus)
Pride for Father Ted! (He's a fundamentalist christian who hired a gay prostitute to rub his back while he was smoking meth, on his way to his "super church" to preach about the evils of homosexuality)
by Hazard13 July 1, 2008
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Get the Christian Democrat mug.One of the thousands of Fundamental or Evangelical Christians who warship every Sunday in a converted warehouse, judging everyone, thinking they are better than everyone that isn't inside said warehouse. Most of their children are homeschooled and taught to judge those that are different... especially the liberals and homosexuals.
Oh there goes Rachel, she isn't allowed to talk to me anymore because I have two mom's and she is a warehouse Christian.
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by mkvan January 21, 2017
Get the Christian sleepover mug.Christian Wan is a music teacher in La Salle College. He is most famous for playing the wanlodica, his own invention, which is very similar to a melodica. He also plays the piano with tremendous effort. He has the shiniest head in the world. He also has broke the Guinness World Record for the 'Shiniest Head in the World' and has won the "Shiny heads'" trophy for 40 consecutive years, bypassing the previous winner, Sir Donald Duck of La Salle College, ie., Tong Wun Sing.
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