Chinese Democracy Syndrome

When it takes a person a very long time to complete something that they promised to finish a long time ago.

It's taking me forever to finish this... I think I've got Chinese Democracy Syndrome.

by bungelina January 26, 2010

Chinese waterslide

When an Asian guy has sex with a pregnant white or black girl who's water just broke.

Yo ma boy ammasith was fucking this black hoe. Her water broke and there was a Chinese waterslide, poor mother fucker.

by Easy Mac miller69 April 4, 2011

chinkasaurus

Half Chinese. Half dinosaur. Used to describe slow moving Chinese people. Popularized by BC election NDP winner in Burnaby-Lougheed Jane Shin on a StarCraft forum (no less)

Damn all those Chinkasauruses. Let's play some StarCraft.

by G37 May 28, 2013

supa chink

she can be described in one work: chink. She is a superhero that protects all of mankind from the evil ramen noodle-man. She flies through cities and gives the little children chinese food. shes awesome.

Ramen Noodle-man: "where's the little children?" (british accent)

Supa chink: (punches ramen noodle-man in face)
(Ramen noodle-man falls to floor)
Supa chink: "SUCCESS"

by ya minga! November 3, 2010

I Disagree With The Chinese Government

something that you will never get to say but its ok that im saying it because im warning you.

Person one: I disagree with the Chinese Government
*Bang*
Person two: *watches person one fall on the floor now covered in blood

by fgiseriugfaeugiszfiuafgiuaeugv May 18, 2022

chinese democracy

Something that the world needs that's decades overdue and would be fucking awesome should it ever happen...but probably wont due various reasons. Examples include:

1. DUH! Democracy in Red China. Every time they seem to make progress, shit like big mama(commie internet censorship system) and tienamen square happen.

2. That one Eponymous Guns N' Roses album that Axl has been working on for like twenty years.

In hindsight, probably the absolute most (unintentionally?) genius album title ever.

What do ya figure will happen first? Actual chinese democracy or a new GNR album?

by gooberliberation September 8, 2006

chinese hot pocket

Te act plucking a woman's vagina hair with your teeth until she ejaculates all over you

Keisha felt lonely so austin gave her a Chinese hot pocket

by krispy_NEC November 26, 2014