Chicago cheese

A mixture of pollution and cum

Damn! I got that Chicago cheese on my shirt!

by MML1234 June 2, 2018

Chicago

Chicago is a place where people drive horribly they don't have drive thru s. Most people are drunk when you get there. You drive over 1 hour just get where? CHICAGO

Chicago has beer

by Mushroom noodles July 10, 2023

Chicago bears

A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints.

The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

chicago jerry

When you are having sex and feel like you are going to ejaculate; you taze yourself with a cattle prod. This will cause you to ejaculate and shit on your partner simultaneously.

She is about to get a Chicago Jerry.

by Sicktwistedman69 February 27, 2016

Chicago Waterboarding

When someone holds a shot of Malort in their mouth pulls their shirt over their face and has someone pour Gatorade on them.

Man did you hear Tony almost died from one too many Chicago Waterboardings

by James "charles" Whirlpool December 30, 2019

Chicago cumshot

When a guy blows his load into the barrel, chamber, or loaded magazine of a firearm then uses that firearm to blow the load onto/into the face of another person.

I got kicked out of the gun club when i gave the range safety officer a chicago cumshot.

by Jay64 July 7, 2022

Chicago Carwash

When one dedicates in another’s opened car sunroof.

Johnny left his sunroof open and Mike gave him a Chicago Carwash

by Butternts63 June 6, 2018