John Carlos 

A man that could pull out a confidence out of a girl. Makes someone take risk by being adventurous. A ride or die partner.

That John Carlos helped me to become who I am today.

John Carlos by jcwife_nics November 22, 2021

juan carlos 

the best and most pretty boyfriend ever <333

juan carlos is so hot omg mommy ^_^

juan carlos by iloveuziandmybf November 23, 2021

Baby Carlos 

A Whining old half Mexican man that has been divorced several time and complains about work all the while avoiding it. S

Baby Carlos is sitting in a recliner at work while complaining about others.

Baby Carlos by Kingjaba February 22, 2023

Frosty Carlos 

To get a Frosty Carlos is to be fucked within an inch of ones' life, typically as a result massive trauma

Thing 1: "What happened to Jim?"

Thing 2: "Maeve gave him a Frosty Carlos..."
Thing 1: "That explains the crutches and neck brace."
Thing 2: "Yeah, what a lucky guy."

Frosty Carlos by swirlyskull May 5, 2023

A Carlos Lerma Film 

The first four words you'll always see before a film written and directed by Carlos Lerma. It's impossible to start the film without them. It's kind of like wanting to start a car without having the keys—impossible.

Monster: What are we watching tonight?
Firefly: A Carlos Lerma Film, shut up and sit down.

A Carlos Lerma Film by swtffdua July 7, 2023

slow carlos

The slow Carlos is a state of dying slowly and painfully as the result of being shot several times in the lower gut resulting in the destruction of several vital organs.

The kid attacked Carlos with a hammer so he gave him a slow Carlos.

slow carlos by Justice4Allyall October 10, 2023

John Carlos Knight 

This guy thinks he his a sigma, he plays with children and he thinks he's the hottest guy on earth

did you hear about what John Carlos Knight did to that little girl

John Carlos Knight by John Carlos Knight December 12, 2023