Captain's club

Origin: LBI, NEW JERSEY
Definition: The act of getting head, dome, BJ, ETC. while in a boat. The boat does not have to be moving but it is more prestigous if it is.

Ed joined the Captain's CLub last summer.

by ED May 13, 2005

Captain Bubbles

Undefinable.

Captain Bubbles is far too awesome to be described using the words of mere mortals.

by ByThePowerOfGreySkull September 27, 2009

captain sodomite

1) A guy that is 100% addicted to getting backdoor action from a girl. All he talks about is nailing her in the backdoor.

2) A man who loves to jackhammer a woman only in the backdoor.

There he goes again. Eric is being quite the Captain Sodomite. All day he only talked about how long it would take him to hit her in the backdoor.

by TenNugent October 8, 2013

captcha

Those really annoying things where you have to find all cars in a picture or type out a phrase like 789obe to prove your not a human

This captcha is stupid, I probably am a robot at this rate

by Silken Healer October 26, 2019

Table Captain

Person that sits on the small side of the table at a restaurant and orders for everyone.

On a 4 x 8 table for 7 the person that sits on the 4 foot side is the table captain

by Blood Spartan July 20, 2007

dreaded captain firebeard

someone who failed drinking a flaming shot and ends up with a burned face and a lack of facial hair.

Eric tried to impress a couple of girls at a party by drinking a flaming shot, but he ended becoming the dreaded captain firebeard.

by Ice Cold Killer December 21, 2010

captain morgan

The approach of ones sexual partener from a rear entry position. This differs from the conventional method, however, in that male 'takes a knee' to position himself behind his partener in a fashion resembling the stance of Captain Morgan, spokesperson of the popular spiced rum.

Shlogan Captain Morganed a chick.

by Marcellis Wallace March 27, 2005