cocaine anal cannon

when your nose is too blocked, you politely ask a close friend to lend a helping hand inserting drugs anally. So someone must insert a tube into your anus and pour cocaine in then blow with their mouth to ensure safe passage, its a two man job for sure.
Hey my nose is soo blocked , blatantly do me a cocaine anal cannon please , nice one !
by Aliviate September 24, 2020
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cannon ball run

the act in wich a man lifts the legs of a pregnant woman till she looks like a cannon ball and proceeds to fuck her till he's satisfied or untill he pokes the babys face
Me and my wife did a cannon ball run when she was pregnant and now my baby has dimples
by ass man 5000 May 29, 2007
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SHIP'S CANNON

When a guy wips his dick out of your pants & it's so short- it looks like a ships cannon.
Piss was all over the top of the urinal because the guy was handleing a ship's cannon.
by Detroit_Luie October 18, 2007
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Mega fart cannon

The maker of the hit game, Mirakain Quest. And a master of all the obvious.
For, instance "The Code" will be used.
by MasterLink2003 December 16, 2004
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shot out of a cannon

Surpassing commonly-held expectations regarding the amount of time an accomplishment should take to achieve
Dude went from being unemployed for most of his life to making like $250,000 a year, like he was fucking shot out of a cannon!
by Murphykm62 April 29, 2009
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Low Orbit Ion Cannon

A DDoS client made by Praetox.com, this is one of the more widely used clients. Its effectiveness is debated, because some think there are easier ways, simply via MS-DOS or Notepad. Some believe faithfully in its use.
"Let's use our fanbase to Low Orbit Ion Cannon the people at RIAA! Why not? We don't have anything else to do."

"guys, add some to the cancer on 4chan and give them some low orbit ion cannon ownage."
by Kurusunami October 17, 2008
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Pussy Juice Cock Cannon

The act of having your female sexual partner squat over your penis as she ejaculates, and then the male partner ejaculating upward shooting both ejaculates in and around the female's vagina.
Last night i tried to do a pussy juice cock cannon on my girlfriend.
by Taco Night May 18, 2010
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