by Mrcool69! October 15, 2022
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Abraham Lincoln: She’s too big for you bro. She’s a whole buffet !
A California Cow is A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese .
Abraham Lincoln: She’s too big for you bro. She’s a whole buffet !
A California Cow is A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese .
by Big boy Bob January 9, 2022
Get the California cow mug.The "California Exodus" describes this phenomenon where people have moved out of the state of California because of various factors, which include:
a. high cost of living
b. the threat of natural disasters, such as earthquakes, wildfires, and maybe even the Yellowstone volcano in the future
c. COVID restrictions
d. rising crime rates and homelessness
Common destinations for Californian "refugees" include Texas, Florida, Virginia, Colorado, Idaho, and Washington (Washington state, not Washington DC). But a lot of locals living in those states don't like the Californians because they think the Californians will end up bringing their own problems from California to their new homes and ruin their new communities, etc.
a. high cost of living
b. the threat of natural disasters, such as earthquakes, wildfires, and maybe even the Yellowstone volcano in the future
c. COVID restrictions
d. rising crime rates and homelessness
Common destinations for Californian "refugees" include Texas, Florida, Virginia, Colorado, Idaho, and Washington (Washington state, not Washington DC). But a lot of locals living in those states don't like the Californians because they think the Californians will end up bringing their own problems from California to their new homes and ruin their new communities, etc.
by SpicyCuttlefish April 12, 2022
Get the California Exodus mug.Speeding through a traffic intersection while it's yellow and exiting the intersection as it turns red.
Originated from Mid-west Americans being sick of seeing cars with California licence plates running red lights.
Originated from Mid-west Americans being sick of seeing cars with California licence plates running red lights.
"Uh oh, the light is still yellow! If I speed up I'll make it. *turns red above the drivers head* whoops! California Pink!"
by anonymous November 9, 2021
Get the California Pink mug.Noun, used to describe perfect weather when it's sunny, hot and the sky's blue.
Most common in summer but can happen year-round.
Named after the state that's famous for it's nice weather and climate.
Most common in summer but can happen year-round.
Named after the state that's famous for it's nice weather and climate.
Person 1 :" Hey you wanna go swimming with me?"
Person 2: " sure! There's nothing better you can do when you've got California weather."
Person 2: " sure! There's nothing better you can do when you've got California weather."
by Reila March 13, 2022
Get the California weather mug.extremely underweight woman with green hair who has a 5 year old daughter and 8 year old son who are on a strict vegan diet. Forced her 5 year old daughter to come out as pansexual even though shes straight. Has a 6'3 black husband with a 15 incher uncircumsized cock.
by ceoofsexandaverysexyman October 9, 2021
Get the california mom mug.Living together and doing all acts like a married couple without having been actually married also the man still gets to sleep with other people
by Ladyvulpine February 19, 2022
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