chronic candy

candy that tastes like marijuana, they make suckers and energy drinks. there slogan is every like is like a hit.

daddy i want some chronic candy

by goooooogle July 9, 2006

candy crew

An elitest group for small minded cheerleaders and or followers of the female sex. Usually found with silly nicknames like Candy and Gummy Bear.

"Oh my god did you see what Candy did to her mom's house? What a dumbfuck!

by Commodore64 March 30, 2004

Candy-father

Another term for Sugar daddy, as interpreted by a brilliant Taiwanese PhD student. A wealthy, usually older man who gives expensive gifts to a young person in return for sexual favors or companionship.

CHW: Is he her Candy-father?!!
AKK: Her what?!??!?
CHW: Her Candy-father! CANDY-FATHER!!!!
AKK: OOOOHHHHHH! HER SUGAR DADDY!

by HughJundies July 7, 2012

Caddisy

Caddisy gets hurt a lot and scrapes her hand

Caddisy is soooo coolll she scraped her handdd

by thatonethot:) October 17, 2019

Caddis

Commonly known in the Bible as jesus’ grandad. He is an almighty being who ages faster than ur mum. Father of all gods and has grayer hair than ur grandma. Disguises himself as a player for Swindon town fc and pretends to be shit so no one is suspicious of him being a god. Breathes fire and farts lighting.

Omg I am inspired by caddis and his monster schlong

by If u read this u mad sus May 2, 2021

mommy candy

obviously middle-aged man who over-grooms himself in an effort to appeal to younger women, but whose age makes his appeal only work on women his age who think they're still 20 somethings, too.

"Did you see Chelsea's dad, rocking the Abercrombie? Total mommy candy."

by torngc September 8, 2009

Smart Candy

The candy seen across campus during the time of exams.. Commonly in little orange pills or time release capsules..

1."What you doing tonight?"
2."Ima take some smart candys and cram all night to pass my final"
1. "good luck, you got any extra?"

by g8r boy July 6, 2010