cubemaster

Someone who is a master of cubes. Whether the cubes in question are Rubik's Cubes, Game Cubes, Game Cube Games, or cubicles, someone somewhere is the master of one.

"conor is the cubemaster. he can solve a Rubik's cube in 36 seconds. What a stud."

"Young grasshopper, you suck at smashbros but if you study under me you eventually will become the cubemaster."

by The Cubemaster February 16, 2009

Cubaricanese

A person of mixed nationality, specifically Cuban, Puerto Rican, and Chinese. Usually of a darker complexion with a beige tint to the skin and slightly smaller and/or slanted eyes.

Can also describe someone of Puerto Rican or Cuban nationality with an obsession with Chinese culture.

Brian is so Cubaricanese. His dad is Chinese, and his mother is Puerto Rican and Cuban.

Dave weirds me out with his obsession with Chinese symbols. He is so Cubanricanese.

by ezbik February 20, 2009

Cube Stalking

When a boss or manager walks by your cube multiple times to try to catch you surfing the internet or goofing off, instead of working.

Coworker 1: Why haven't you responded to my facebook post? It's freaking awesome!

Coworker 2: Dude, the boss is totally cube stalking me today! I can't do anything fun!

by A-Dogg Bmore March 13, 2009

cubioke

Singing loudly and obnoxiously along with music while sitting in his/her office cubicle and not necessarily with the correct words and annoying all surrounding co-workers. This is believed to have inspired headphone technology.

"Put on your headphones everyone, Sandy has started to cubioke with the radio again."

by Pranheim October 14, 2009

Cubjorts

Noun. Pronounced ku-BYORTZ. A contraction of the phrase "cut-off jean butt-shorts". Short, cut-off jean shorts. Typically, the wearer's butt-cheeks are somewhat exposed, and the front pockets are intact (protruding from underneath the shorts and hanging down several inches on the thigh). Cubjorts are a direct descendant of Daisy Dukes.

Do those super hott cubjorts give you funky, pocket-shaped tan lines on your thighs?

by JD-Wordsmith June 25, 2010

cube dweller

Person who works in a cubicle. Plays on the term 'cave dweller' and connotes a lack of intelligence.

Joe in accounting is a cube dweller. He'll be working there forever.

by Former cube dweller October 7, 2011

Cuban Fatboy

An enormous, solid bowl movement that settles in the toilet pan without breaking thus resembling a huge Cuban cigar.

Archibald: Wow, do I feel better now!

Cyril: Why so old chap?

Archibald: I just curled out the most monstrous Cuban fatboy you've ever seen. The tip was poking out of the water it was so big!

Cyril: Huzzah!

Archibald: Huzzah!

by BobbyTwoTins June 29, 2011