Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)
by KonHon May 7, 2023

An electronic device for storing and processing data, typically in binary form, according to instructions given to it in a variable program.
My computer crashed again :(
by Dr DIVYa January 23, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>Eating Food & Drinking Liquor Is THe Same As Having A Television & Personal COmputer<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Eating Food & Drinking Liquor Is THe Same As Having A Television & Personal COmputer<.7.9.7.6.>
by 456AtabavA343 June 7, 2025

Me: I am going to play the computer
Mom: okay
Dad: *gets home from work
also dad: *instantly yells swears at me about how i have been sitting on the computer for an hour until I cry.
Mom: okay
Dad: *gets home from work
also dad: *instantly yells swears at me about how i have been sitting on the computer for an hour until I cry.
by Dramat1c November 2, 2020

by Grandma finally came and now I February 10, 2017

Bad breath resulting from sitting in front of one's computer too long. It is very similar to morning breath.
Husband return home from work and leans in to kiss his wife. "What a long day. I sat at my computer and didn't move for 8 hours," he says. Wife replies, "WOW! you're not kidding, you've got a serious case of computer mouth. You should go brush your teeth before you think about kissing me."
by Matthew Michael Wesley October 17, 2008
