clam dog

The Clam Dog is simple. What do you like the sweet smell of a Women's body and that magical endless road between her legs or a man. It's not a hard thing to realize in life but for those mother fucks like Tila Tequila that can't decide if they like the clam or the dog then they are a clam dog. A mother fucking undecided son of a bitch!

All I am saying is you like the you dudes or chicks if you like both your a clam dog

by Fungus 1 February 26, 2008

Clam Baking

The female version of tea bagging. Tea bagging with a female character

After I shot Jason with the flare gun Betty gave his face a good old clam baking .

by Jeahoal Jones June 15, 2017

Clam-bake

When a woman smokes marijuana through her vagina. clam (as in vagina) and bake (as in getting baked)

I paid two chickens and a lifetime of regret to see a girl have a clam-bake in India

by Kerburki July 4, 2009

clam jam

The feminine version of sausage fest; a crowd where there is a higher percentage of women to men

"Damn, look at all those girls over there. What a real clam jam."

by onholiday6 November 3, 2009

clam hole

The ergonomic cut away in a bicycle seat. Usually made for women.

Would you like the seat with or with out the clam hole ma'am.

by loafin April 6, 2008

Clam Twat

Someone so incredibly lost and oblivious that they have been reduced to being called after a clam's vagina.

"Hey Marty!"

"Hey there, Clam Twat."

by sexysailor April 11, 2009

Clam Rock

Rock music fronted by and/or has its main audience in the lesbian community.

Melissa Etheridge and Ani Difranco are Clam Rock Goddesses.

by obijon December 2, 2009