Chair Hair

Similar to 'Bed Head' in which the hair on the back of your head is matted down from prolonged sitting.

After a nap in my new Lazy Boy, I found that I had Chair Hair.

by kevinjanko August 3, 2008

chairobe

you're entire wardrobe of clothes are sitting on a chair in your room, waiting to be put away... or worn...

Commonly occurs after trying to find something cute to wear to a party, and tryig on almost everything in the closet.

Man, you should see the chairobe i have in my room, i could not find anything to wear tonight.

by ilovemtdewlikenoother October 23, 2008

Chair-jacked

To get out of your chair and walk away to do something and come back and someone is in/has taken your chair.

Dude, what the heck I walked away to go get a drink of water and you chair-jacked me.

by Nate Kampe January 23, 2009

chainfail

A number of small fails performed in quick succession, creating a chain of fails.

Matthew slipped on the wet deck at the front of his house, which caused him to fall down the stairs onto the pavement, landing in a pile of dog faeces that his pet left there. Chainfail!

by rad rad robotankin' April 27, 2009

chainsaw lag

the point at which during a Gears Of War 1/2 game where you realise the connection is so bad you going to have to be the thing you hate, a CHAINSAW NOOB.

This is where your only real chance of heloing your team is by chainsawing oponents this helps because its more accurate and once you lock on baby it all rips loose.

oh for f*#% sake this game is so laggy its a chainsaw lag.

urgh stupid chainsaw noobs they are either complete f*#$ wads or they hav chainsaw lag.

chainsaw lag just ruins this game dude, theres nothing better than shot gunning. True but better still shotgunning those chainsaw noobs.

by the real elmarko April 29, 2009

Chairlift Bomb

An action taken on behalf of someone riding a mountain chairlift, which involves:

1. Waiting until the group in front of you has a perfect chairlift sequence (typically a family that enjoy to ride the lift together or a group of buddies).
2. Scooching forward at the last minute to join said group on the chairlift (must be seated between one or more individuals)

"Oh man! Did you see that! What a jerk! He totally pulled a chairlift bomb!"

Like photobombing, but on a chairlift

by Ritt Bitt January 11, 2011

Chain Blinger

A person who flashes jewelry/bling such as a necklace, chain, etc. Used in the song by Estelle called American Boy where it is sung by Kanye West.

Dude, look at the bro with the heavy chains around his neck, he's such a chain blinger.

by McDanni September 30, 2011