California horses

A horse in which a person would like to be naked with in private.

Kevin likes california horses.

by VeniVincere August 17, 2010

california sandstorm

When your jizz comes out super fast and it's like a shotgun spread to the face .🍆

I California sandstormed my friends mom

by Liam swearing in May 31, 2016

The California Virus

When people from California move to your state and turn it blue.

Jimbo: Hey apparently Arizona is now blue.

Timmy: Yeah I think we have the California virus.

by The AIDS Maid November 5, 2020

california blackout

Any activity that deprives the brain of oxygen has the potential to cause moderate to severe brain cell death leading to permanent loss of neurological function ranging from difficulty in concentration or loss of short term memory capacity through severe, lifelong mental disability to death.

California blackout: Bend over with hands on knees and take ten deep breaths. Stand up and hold your breath after the tenth breath and have someone place their palms on either side of your wind pipe pressing gently constricting the arteries to your brain causing one to passout.

by mook76 December 29, 2013

California Shower

When you and the boys are hot and sweaty after a long California day bballin so you all hop into one homie’s shower together in order to save water.

“Y’all stink. You boys down for a California shower?”

by Ezygon November 22, 2019

California Calzone

When a man opens a girls vigina flaps and jizzes in her vigina. Then the man then closes the vigina flaps and opens it again and starts to blow on her vigina and licks it

During sex, a man will give a woman aCalifornia Calzone by opening and closing her vigina flaps and blowing on the jizz he put in there

by JShay00 November 14, 2013

California hopscotch

Walking down a city sidewalk avoiding human feces.

Dammit! I've got shit all over my shoes! I was playing California hopscotch and I lost.

by Lucian T. Skeptic July 17, 2022