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Buffering

The time after a recently ended relationship where "getting back together" could still be possible as neither parties items have not been returned and finalizations have not been made.
"what is the status of your relationship with him"
"oh we are currently buffering"
by blckhrtnlv August 15, 2008
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Chinese Buffet

While having intercourse with your partner, you tell your parter that you will not fornicate unless you can put a spring roll up her. If she agrees, you take a large spring roll (not duck; preferably vegetable) and put it all inside her, pulling out the bean sprouts (one at a time).
Mandy wanted to have sex with Kevin, but he would not let her without having a Chinese Buffet first.

While Barry enjoyed the buffet, the bean sprouts were somewhat off-putting.
by Neville544444 April 23, 2009
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buffet bang

The process of having sex with a girl while ontop of a mound of food. Usually includes hot buffet items, ie: Waffles, syrup, strawberrys, and that pudding that isnt pudding but it says it is...usually found at shoneys.
damn that girl is covered in food...she must o had a buffet bang.
by buffet monster March 23, 2008
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Buffed

to be watching a video and have it begin buffering half way through, especially if the video is being show for a large public presentation
"You got buffed!" or "That presenter got buffed half way through his video about africa, so the assembly took twice as long."
by MOON-E July 7, 2009
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Bulfer

The gayest homo in the world, often found with nude girls playing rugby on their computer. They are mostly lesbians, and in the occasions have an orgy
They are also very strange and loners, the fuckers should die.
Wow look at that persons computer screen, its a chick playing rugby naked.
"the owner must be bulfer"
by Midnight Express 123 August 3, 2008
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beffer

Someone who gives oral sex usually with reference to a named animal
horse beffer
by Pompey Banjo September 21, 2009
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Rookie The Buffet Slayer

Basically Rookie Eats Everything On The Table Or Floor In His Case
Alison:Wa u up to nick?
Nick: Nurrin much jus anging round with Rookie the buffet slayer
by Nicksta January 20, 2005
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